Today, I was at a barbeque with my family, my boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly called my boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replied, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I've been a vegetarian for 4 years, and his mother made lasagna with meat in it. After telling her I don't eat meat, my boyfriend's father says, "We know whose meat she does eat." My boyfriend, his mother, and I were standing right there. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed to be on his best behavior, but when my mom told us about some shady stuff going on at her job, he replied that it sounded "fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt." We were quickly kicked out. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my mother stupid and angrily argued with her at a family dinner. Why? We have a long-running family joke that "Vegan food doesn't contain calories," and my boyfriend thought my mum said it seriously, and was therefore a moron. FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
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Dimence 9
Your boyfriend is simply awesome.
iOceanus 18
Mommy's baby is not so innocent anymore.
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Comments (109)
AngelEyes2182 0
I'll bet that was a fun conversation afterwords.
Epikouros 32
You were not at a barbeque (2 syllables). You were at a BARBECUE (3 syllables). People who don't know the difference between a C and a Q shouldn't be allowed to use forks and knives. Let them barbecue with their bare hands.
SanpakuEyes 18
Actually both spellings are correct.
fadingaway 17
How do you get 2 syllables from barbeque? "bar-beh-q"
UsagiArwen 23
Before you decide to be a jerk over how someone says/spells something, why don't you actually google it? There are places that use the spelling of barbeque. Also if you actually take a look at the shorthand of the word, aka the abbreviation, you might see that it's actually bbq. Furthermore, I'll comment on the 2 syllables thing. As the person who replied before me, how do you get only 2 syllables out of barbeque? Bar...be....que. Maybe if op had spelled it barbec, or barbeq, I could see it. How about you check yourself before you wreck yourself?
dabeast15 7
People who don't know when to shut the **** 68
ksuth 25
I wish I could thumb this down more than once.
Steve95401 49
What a classy gentleman
jim_bolicious 4
that is the kind of answer I would give, lol
BoratSagdiyev 2
At least mom knows you have a considerate lover now.
CSTDude77 7
There needs to be a "who gives a ****?" button.
slickchrome 11
Even tho ur mom was there, doesn't defeat the fact that is the most perfect response i have ever heard to that sort of statement. ur boyfriend is a boss, u should be proud.
lucianaamelia 21
Awkward but you're lucky! Hopefully she won't bring it up OP. Enjoy it!
tattoo88 4
Well honestly op at least your mother knows your boyfriend takes care of your needs.. So in my opinion it's not that big of a deal.
Garulf 7
I can totally see myself doing the same mistake :) no worries, bet your mother didn't really mind :)