Today, after a month of planning, I started to tease my boyfriend of 3 years about the wonderful anniversary plans I had made for us. It was a secret, so I let him try and guess. He said, "As long as it's not a spa day. That would suck, I'd never go." It's a spa day. That I've already paid for. FML
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Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend’s birthday is a month before mine. I'd spent my birthday savings on his, but he told me that we couldn’t do anything for mine because, “I didn’t plan or organize better.” FML
Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML
Today, I woke up to my partner showering me with love and gifts. Confused, I asked, "What's the occasion?" It was our anniversary. Not only had I forgotten, but I'd also scheduled a gaming marathon with friends for the entire day. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, my husband told me to look for a honeymoon resort, since we had to cancel it last year. I looked everything up and got all excited. Just when I asked him for payment information, he said "April Fools!" April Fools was two days ago. FML
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scarlett29 0
FYL for already paying for it, but YDI for not knowing what he likes.
SweetieLish 0
Take your best friend and get him something else and just don't tell him about your original idea. It's not that big of a deal. P.S. You'd think after 3 years you'd know if he liked spa days or not.
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studentwoes 2
After 3 years you don't know that your guy wouldn't like a spa day?? Fail. Very few guys WOULD enjoy a spa day. That's far more of a gift for a guy to get a girl than vice versa. YDI
Nightfallz 0
Yea most guys don't associate a day at a spa with the best day ever
LadyMcdoom 1
Pro Tip: When planning a surprise present for someone, make sure it is something THEY will like and not something YOU want. If you want to go to the spa with him, talk to him about it first. And then stop being so self-centered.
mikew85 0
Promise him that a hot Swedish female masseuse will give him a happy ending. then when that's supposed to happen, sneak into the massage room and do it yourself. he'll think it's so sexy he'll think it's the best anniversary ever.
SDguy 0
??? 3 years and you don't even know your guy ??? sell it on Craiglist.
ndanick 4
Now what guy do you think wants to go to a spa? only a queer. So atleast you know he isnt gay
runescapescool 0
3 years you've been together. and this is the way he treats you? FYL
feeish 0
Here is an easy remedy. When your anniversary comes you show up naked that night and bring beer (He will be none the wiser). As for the spa day take your mother/best friend/sister/secret lover/who ever would appreciate it.
Person_Man 0
i feel sorry for you, but you really did deserve this...3 year relationship and you still think he'd like a spa day?
FrostyNorth 0
Unless you're a gay man or your bf is super-metrosexual, YDI. Very, very few straight men would enjoy that or, if they did, admit it. You'd be much better off doing *something* (read: camping, hiking, traveling, etc.). Most guys would rather do something instead of just sitting in a spa all day ,it sure sounds dreadfully boring to me.