Today, after a month of planning, I started to tease my boyfriend of 3 years about the wonderful anniversary plans I had made for us. It was a secret, so I let him try and guess. He said, "As long as it's not a spa day. That would suck, I'd never go." It's a spa day. That I've already paid for. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend’s birthday is a month before mine. I'd spent my birthday savings on his, but he told me that we couldn’t do anything for mine because, “I didn’t plan or organize better.” FML
Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML
Today, I woke up to my partner showering me with love and gifts. Confused, I asked, "What's the occasion?" It was our anniversary. Not only had I forgotten, but I'd also scheduled a gaming marathon with friends for the entire day. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, my husband told me to look for a honeymoon resort, since we had to cancel it last year. I looked everything up and got all excited. Just when I asked him for payment information, he said "April Fools!" April Fools was two days ago. FML
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Top comments
scarlett29 0
FYL for already paying for it, but YDI for not knowing what he likes.
SweetieLish 0
Take your best friend and get him something else and just don't tell him about your original idea. It's not that big of a deal. P.S. You'd think after 3 years you'd know if he liked spa days or not.
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Comments (208)
510gordis 0
damn. but you should really know your bf better than this anyways :P
jazzmancarron 11
YDI for thinking that your boyfriend would wanna go to a spa. esp after being with him for 3 years.
bored690 0
Ungrateful ****. Massages are awesome.
samba6970 0
a girl asking a guy to a spa is the equivalent to a guy asking a girl to a football game....some may like it....but most doesn't...so your boyfriend is a part of majority...some people are just inexperienced in giving gifts...:)
CrazierSeb09 0
omfg retard, its ur fault for doing it
whitesox7766 0
runescapescocool dude what guy wud want to go to a spa???
tman188 0
you actually think boys like going to a spa? that's the same as a (most) girls going to a car show!
davidsod 0
Duh. What non gay man wants to go to a spa?
xdust 4
why the hell would you get a spa day for a guy? YDI
kykyshay 0
a spa day? not something men are interested in. unless there gay.