Poopoo peepee and Kids: Daddy's in the shit again

Daddy's in the shit again

By habbsrule - 15/06/2012 14:21 - Canada

Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

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Meettitan 14

Friday 15 June 2012 19:30

I'm not sure what's more impressive, farting on command, or sharting on command.

YessyxD 8

Friday 15 June 2012 19:28

Lol that's FUNNY! nice going dad

Comments

pantherprincess 6

Saturday 16 June 2012 3:02

That's hilarious !

2speccial4uuuu 6

Saturday 16 June 2012 3:48

Lmfao...smart kid

Unbweavable 17

Saturday 16 June 2012 8:08

Ahhhh fun for the entire family

nvo 6

Saturday 16 June 2012 8:26

How can you fart on command??

amykins164 3

Saturday 16 June 2012 17:41

So he is your son but then he tried it on his mother? Whose son I he?

Migole 36

Saturday 16 June 2012 22:38

Well, I guess it was the father who wrote this =P

CastielJ 6

Saturday 16 June 2012 20:24

FML of Year award goes to......Dad who taught son how to poop his pants.

Ventoso 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 1:24

Lol who had to clean it up? XD

RealBlackMan3 3

Sunday 17 June 2012 6:45

Lmao that is hilarious

socialsoccer 0

Monday 18 June 2012 6:23

Um.. Whose son?

noisebox 1

Monday 18 June 2012 7:19

As long as you didn't have to change him

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