Today, my dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs with white outlines are "optional." I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for being "that stupid." Thanks dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, I accidentally edged over the speed limit and got pulled over. The officer asked me if I knew why he'd pulled me over. Before I could say something diplomatic, my dad said from the passenger seat, "Because you're a prick in fancy dress?" I got ticketed. FML
Today, my cousin told me that the stop signs outlined with a white line were optional. Later, a cop pulled me over, when I asked why he said, "You ran that stop sign back there." I explained what my cousin had told me and he looked at me funny and replied, "All stop signs have a white outline." FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
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KalCountry76 12
You should read the Driver's ED manual again.
SortOfSexy 4
Great dad of yours.
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Comments (223)
stormchaser24 24
Wow, how did you get your permit? YDI.
Eirena 5
I don't even know what to say. I am completely boggled that someone could lack so much awareness. If you're old enough to start driving, you've been around long enough to know what a typical stop sign looks like. YDI.
olpally 33
He's an ass for doing that, but the fact you actually ran a stop sign anyways shows how stupid you really are.. Don't drive for at least another 2 years... God help us all... Sheesh.
simpledrunkdude 4
Ur ****** retarded
MidnightWolf3 12
This whole stop sign with a white outline is optional thing has been used on here before...
ICastillo 25
Haven't you heard the damn song. Red means stop! stop! Stop!
tacojauns 45
deja vu anyone?
vbmg152 19
Yeah
ballpython 15
P is for Pass R is for Race N is for Never gonna catch me D is for Drive
IAmNotAHuman515 6
I've told a couple friends that and they believed me. Luckily none of them got caught. :) haha
SamanthaCassieL 10
I feel like we have had this FML before... and your dad got the idea from that one., bad on both of you. him for being a complete ass and you for driving without properly knowing the law lol read your drivers ed book again before you hit the road lol xD