Today, while I was showering, my 3 year-old son came to the bathroom and put on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterwards, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML
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Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Today, I playfully drew thick eyebrows on my one-year-old son to make him look like a cartoon villain. He laughed cutely in the mirror as I took some adorable pictures. When my husband saw, he threw such a horrendous fit about boys and makeup, I was reduced to tears. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I let my 5 year old play on my tablet while we were both using one of those family restrooms with two toilets. She took a selfie showing both on us on the toilet and sent it to my husband. FML.
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML
Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML
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Lolrus 0
Today, I recieved and email from my sister that had pictures of my nephew with tons of makeup on, the pictures were adorable but in the reflection it showed my sister taking the picture. Fully naked. FML
oooh_dear 0
you couldnt even put on a towel or anything after your shower? hope you shaved.
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Comments (250)
ofwglui 0
nice!!
Ericahhh 0
Am I the only one who thinks it's weird to be naked in front if your 3 year old child?
monnanon 14
yes yes you are.
HannahBananaRose 0
U didn't put clothes on before u went to get a camera?! At least u should've had a towel!!!
xXxHalfGonexXx 6
2 things. Why would u let ur 3 year old see u naked? U want him either scarred for life or a perv? 2 can I get some pics? Lol
i_wuz_nver_here 31
I see next years christmas card!
bmhamilton 0
Assne haha
missalice0306 19
Expect to see this on parentingfail
Oceanlondon 5
Your poor son…
wpolo02 7
Still have that pic? I wouldn't mind seeing it.
sheher100 2
It's her SON and he is THREE. The ones questioning her being naked around her THREE YEAR OLD SON either don't have kids or are perverts yourselves. A child can barely talk at three let alone think in a sexual way SMH.
monnanon 14
kids are fully vocalised at three but your right on the sexual thinking. isnt it kind of sad that there are some people who see a naked body and immediately feel something sexual. must suck to have so little self control.