Today, at work a customer yelled at me, called me a 'fucking bitch', 'a fat whore', and, told me to lose weight because I wouldn't let her in the grocery store I work at to buy lettuce, after we'd closed. Lettuce for her lizard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was reduced to tears and called a "useless fat bitch" by a customer I was serving. She didn’t realize that the steak fajitas she’d ordered had steak in them. She said she was a vegetarian. She failed to mention it, but apparently it was "my fault" because I “should have known." FML
Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML
Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML
Today, I got yelled at in a grocery store by a customer who recognized me from the pizza place where I work. Apparently, I forgot mushrooms on her pizza earlier this afternoon. I had the day off, but thanks for the verbal lashing, lady. FML
Today, I was taking a customer's order when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted, "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML
Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
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Top comments
krazyelliot 14
Lettuce take a moment to pray
XXFMLXXQUEENXX 29
Wow. Some people are just assholes. Customer service sucks!
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Comments (44)
moodyreallyrocks 27
Some people are just rude and insensitive!! I suffered the same, when I worked for a local hardware store. Keep your head up OP and don't let someone who is obviously very unhappy about themselves, affect you in any way..
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Tell her to **** off.
bahamit 18
Fyl and **** her lizards life, lettuce has almost zero nutrition...
Tarlachia 33
Smile and wave. Just smile and wave.
legendof90 14
Look at the security camera. When you see their face make a note to ban her
zonlach 24
NewFriendChris 10
She was just afraid the turtle would be upset and leave her like every other living thing she's met.
BadKitty13 28
so the ****** starved. not your circus and not your monkey
geekpower_fml 28
Probably not actually. Reptiles can go a few days without food.
Sandman2015 12
Yeah smackheads are fun when they decide to come out at night aren't they?
geekpower_fml 28
If anyone's worried about the lizard (besides feeling sorry for OP), don't worry, reptiles can go a couple of days without food. And if she's a competent owner she should be feeding it a more balanced diet besides just lettuce so it wouldn't be completely out of food anyway.