Today, at work a customer yelled at me, called me a 'fucking bitch', 'a fat whore', and, told me to lose weight because I wouldn't let her in the grocery store I work at to buy lettuce, after we'd closed. Lettuce for her lizard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was reduced to tears and called a "useless fat bitch" by a customer I was serving. She didn’t realize that the steak fajitas she’d ordered had steak in them. She said she was a vegetarian. She failed to mention it, but apparently it was "my fault" because I “should have known." FML
Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML
Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML
Today, I got yelled at in a grocery store by a customer who recognized me from the pizza place where I work. Apparently, I forgot mushrooms on her pizza earlier this afternoon. I had the day off, but thanks for the verbal lashing, lady. FML
Today, I was taking a customer's order when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted, "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML
Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
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krazyelliot 14
Lettuce take a moment to pray
XXFMLXXQUEENXX 29
Wow. Some people are just assholes. Customer service sucks!
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Comments (44)
gage54 9
When bearded dragons get hungry for lettuce you best give them lettuce
Delta_0DST 12
Bearded Dragons FTW
Sathane 21
She's an entitled bitch for thinking she should be able to just go in when you're closed, but your attitude is bullshit. You say, "lettuce for her lizard ", as if a pet's needs are trivial to you. :P
psychocunt 20
Right? I was just thinking she should just go to a 24 hour store, but OP should never have a pet.
MagnusDeus 24
I don't think OP should have to care about some stranger's f*cking lizard, honestly.
catherinecas 30
Most responsible pet owners don't until the last possible second to get more food for their pet. When my cat's food gets low I don't until the bag is empty I go and pick more up. Why is this a hard concept to grasp?
OhMyLordVoldy6 2
Lol. She shouldn't even be feeding her lizard lettuce. It's so awful for them. She should have just went to a different store.
PoliceExplorer87 13
Sorry. I know my lizard loved lettuce but its not urgent. People who yell at the people closing are assholes.
sweetsammiedee 16
Jeez what a bitch :( Sorry OP, pay no mind to assholes
asakadelis 7
You should lettuce in the store
wolfgirl310 20
Our lizards have to eat too I own reptiles and grow at home solely for this purpose
FelicityWishes 32
First bread, now this. #retaillife
Sweetjessierose 8
Whenever that happened to me, I just politely reminded them that you catch more flies with honey, and that their attitude certainly wasn't doing them any favours. #woolies4lyf #lolnopeiquit
blu4yu 8
Some people's children smh