Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year-old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML
Today, my son's school called to inform me that I had to come pick him up, as he was caught vandalising. What shenanigans had he gotten up to? Writing "Epstein didn't kill himself" on various desks and walls around the school. I'm not sure if I should applaud the sentiment, or be annoyed that he got caught. FML
Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML
Today, I found out why my history grade is so low: the kid in front of me takes my homework, writes his name on it, and passes it off as his own. FML
Today, I received a Saturday detention because the assignment I'd handed in had different handwriting. I've been practicing my handwriting skills for the past month. FML
Today, a fifth grader gave me a note from his "father" excusing him from PE. It was riddled with spelling errors and shockingly poor grammar, so I rejected it as a blatant fake. Several hours later, I was informed by his very angry father that it wasn't actually fake. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, my wife got a call from my son's school, telling her that he was talking inappropriately in class, using bad language. Neither my wife or I ever use foul language, spoken or written. I feel like such a failure as father and parent. FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, my 9-year-old son decided honesty is the best policy and to never lie again. And by that, I mean he's decided to go ahead and blurt out every mean comment he can think of. In one school day, he made 6 kids cry, was punched by 4 other kids, was reprimanded by 3 teachers, and was uninvited to a birthday party. FML
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Aciliveth 5
You let your kid get a week's worth of detention because you won't admit it was you? Some parent you are. Your kid's gonna be pissed at you, and you deserve all of it.
Bangarang_Rufio 0
you're a dick.
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ItsCommonSense 0
Oh my gosh. Like seriously? What's so bad about having writing like a 6 year old??? Now your son's principal and teacher thinks he is a bad student! He has to go to that school. You don't. && don't forget if you had told them that it was your writing, wouldn't the principal and teacher be kinda embarrassed that they naturally assumed it was your son's??? they're the ones that didn't ask you if that was your writing. But now, you're the one that's not doing what you should have. I feel sorry for your kid. Lemme tell you....kids can hold grudges.
DanielleMG 1
WOW your actually the worst parent ALIVE your a piece of shit mother/father and i hope your son hates you because of that i would... wtf is wrong with you! HOW OLD ARE YOU! ARE YOU ******* THREE YEARS OLD I wish i knew who you were .....where the **** is child services i feel sorry for your son who actually has to live with a piece of shit parent like you....**** you
_GODZILLA_ 0
You suck at parenting.
curzy 6
Clearly your pride is more important to you then your child. You suck as a parent.
ravenmaiden 0
way to teach by example! What an ass!
apriljoyo 0
Worst Parent Ever
Cpaintballer 1
what a dick move to do, I bet your son has more courage than you, and as for dignity well you gave that up when you posted this comment. so why don't you go enjoy your time while your son is the only man in the house and takes the heat so you can have your dignity. you are pathetic
YourSweetie 0
you are an awful parent. people like you don't deserve children, because they are a privilege. your "dignity" probably doesn't mean much either, since you are worthless.
ugwmii 0
the only thing I can say is that you r 1 bad dad-mom
Bivbit 3
You're a bad parent.