Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I was counting to 5 my brother flung open my door. I jumped and ended up ripping out all my eyelashes. Now I have to wait until they grow back. FML
Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML
Today, while I was applying some eyeliner, my cat jumped onto the counter and managed to headbutt me. The wand scratched a good portion of my eyeball, and now for the next few weeks, I will have to deal with the pain of a corneal abrasion. FML
Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half-closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. I have no more eyelashes. FML
Today, date night with my boyfriend. I had my makeup done, fake lashes, etc. He was staring at me and I thought, "Oh, he loves how my eyes look" so I started flirting a lot, fluttering my lashes. We then took a pic and saw my lashes were falling, so I asked, ”Were they like that the whole night?” He replied, “Yeah, it looked weird.” FML
Today, I accidentally pulled out six of my eyelashes. It's noticeable. Very noticeable. FML
Today, I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover. She couldn't find my eyelash curler, but decided that if she used scissors lightly, it would work just the same. Needless to say, it did not work. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. I started to tear up and told her I had something stuck in my eye. I was secretly thrilled as I had been trying to end it for weeks. Seeing me cry, she immediately took it back. I really just had something stuck in my eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
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mscupcake1 0
That sucks OP. But u can always get some false ones til they grow back (:
nikeiro 3
I feel bad for laughing, sorry about that OP.
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Comments (111)
DLTsandwich 5
Proof that my fear of eyelash curlers isn't irrational...
PaintTheStars 2
how about an eyepatch? oh and get latisse op
Metaldeath_fml 0
I blame the Feminazis.
so_unfortunate 0
use fake lashes...all is good woman.
shihtzupup98 3
Just put on one set of fake lashes on the lash eye and two sets on the no lash eye buy some lash glue and regular fake lashes at cvs or walgreens or Brooks/rite aid or u could go to ulta and sephora for them ps don't let your cat in the bathroom or any room while u get ready
meggrifingirl 0
thts y they have fake eyellashes too. lol
lolusux 0
On the bright side: at least you weren't getting ready for your own wedding :)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Why would you have a cat around you when you're trying to get ready for anything? All the FMLs regarding cats should have taught all cat owners to be more careful. Of course, why you'd bother with fake eyelashes I don't know, but meh.
MiamiJeanPierre 0
YDI for having a cat.
FuckMyLife195 0
OMFG I CANT EVEN IMAGINE WHAT THIS LOOKS LIKE HAHAHAHAHA Dude... Buy fake lashes...