Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I was counting to 5 my brother flung open my door. I jumped and ended up ripping out all my eyelashes. Now I have to wait until they grow back. FML
Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML
Today, while I was applying some eyeliner, my cat jumped onto the counter and managed to headbutt me. The wand scratched a good portion of my eyeball, and now for the next few weeks, I will have to deal with the pain of a corneal abrasion. FML
Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half-closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. I have no more eyelashes. FML
Today, date night with my boyfriend. I had my makeup done, fake lashes, etc. He was staring at me and I thought, "Oh, he loves how my eyes look" so I started flirting a lot, fluttering my lashes. We then took a pic and saw my lashes were falling, so I asked, ”Were they like that the whole night?” He replied, “Yeah, it looked weird.” FML
Today, I accidentally pulled out six of my eyelashes. It's noticeable. Very noticeable. FML
Today, I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover. She couldn't find my eyelash curler, but decided that if she used scissors lightly, it would work just the same. Needless to say, it did not work. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. I started to tear up and told her I had something stuck in my eye. I was secretly thrilled as I had been trying to end it for weeks. Seeing me cry, she immediately took it back. I really just had something stuck in my eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
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mscupcake1 0
That sucks OP. But u can always get some false ones til they grow back (:
nikeiro 3
I feel bad for laughing, sorry about that OP.
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GamerGoddess 0
ouchies! the good news is u can run down to walgreens and buy some fake eyelashes, which honestly wouldn't look out of place at a wedding. wouldn't rly call this an fml bc of the easy fix, BUT it Does suck ur lashes got ripped out painfully
sUpRaNaTuRaLVIII 0
how does this make you feel?
gogo_speedracer 0
Haha! That sucks.. But what sucks more is that there's a chance they won't fully grow back! My friend got dared to cut hers off and now they won't grow.. FYL OP!!
RaKum12 0
dammmmm she's sexy
junizumi 0
beer belly much?
xXxbluetweetyxXx 0
aww sucks :(
alex1432 9
ms Jessie, you are gorgeous : )
toast1b 0
i seriously just LOL'ed
LevyLove 17
damn I really had to touch my eye and say ouch... FYL that really sucks
brunnette_babe 0
awww man, when u pull em out they dont grow bck