Today, my sister came to stay with me in my apartment for the last few weeks of her difficult pregnancy. However she didn't tell me she was bringing her two dogs, her jackass of a husband, my bratty nephew, and an inflatable kiddie pool so she could have a natural water birth in my living room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my sister is going to spend the last two months of her pregnancy in my house to be with my mother. She's bringing her three wild children with her. The visit also happens to coincide with my end of year examinations in May and June. FML
Today, I agreed to babysit my baby nephew for a week while his parents flew abroad for the MIL’s funeral. I had hoped having a baby around might convince my wife to consider having kids. Nope. She got so sick of the baby, she moved into a hotel until my sister comes home. FML
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML
Today, my roommate unexpectedly came home with a new puppy. I'm severely allergic to dogs. When I reminded her of this, she explained that the puppy was her family now and if I didn't like it I should move out because blood is thicker than water. My roommate is my sister. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I was yelled at and humiliated by my otherwise awesome brother-in-law for my supposed lack of effort in the planning of a baby shower for my very pregnant sister. The kicker? Her huge, break-my-bank semi-surprise baby shower has been in the works for a month, and is happening this weekend. FML
Today, after seven years, I finally found out why my sister was mad at me: Because I had to get admitted to give birth on the day she had planned her baby shower, which she didn't inform me about or invite me to. As I stole her thunder by giving birth, being full term 44 weeks and way past my due date. FML
Today, my friend invited me over for a sleepover. Only she didn’t tell me until it was time to go to bed that she expected me to sleep on the floor, as she had three dogs sleeping on the couch, and two more in her bed. She could’ve at least warned me to bring an air mattress or something. FML
Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
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ozpunker 20
We've all heard of Bridezillas but I didn't know there were Birthzillas.
epicwaffles 7
Oh, okay.
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ThatOneDrummer 8
'Merica!
buckdharma 38
Slack-jawed in-laws about to make a house-call? Put the jewel, the fool, and the tool in the pool along with the dog stool. When she finally births the fetus, I suggest she name it Cletus.
mollyjynxjax 28
Why the hell is she not giving birth at a hospital if she's had a difficult pregnancy?!
qr_fml 21
Wtf lol why in your house?
reflexion213 11
Time for her to go.
Omniprism 15
Uh whoa. That sounds crazy but then again wouldn't she want all those things, aside from the dogs, during her delivery? Ahh communication, it's always worth it.
jaezabel13 7
Honesty, i think her bringing her husband and child along for a birth, is reasonable, and maybe she couldn't find a dog sitter. How about trying to com,promise about the tub huh? She's your sister, don't push her away, especially right now, as she's gonna have a baby.
TheMDragon 7
I know I sound horrible saying this, but I would've kicked her out.
twiztedone 19
Did you think she wasn't going to bring her family with her for the last few weeks and to the birth? Did you not talk to her before about how/where she was planning on birthing the child?
unixdude 9
What did she say when you kicked her out?