Today, my sister came to stay with me in my apartment for the last few weeks of her difficult pregnancy. However she didn't tell me she was bringing her two dogs, her jackass of a husband, my bratty nephew, and an inflatable kiddie pool so she could have a natural water birth in my living room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my sister is going to spend the last two months of her pregnancy in my house to be with my mother. She's bringing her three wild children with her. The visit also happens to coincide with my end of year examinations in May and June. FML
Today, I agreed to babysit my baby nephew for a week while his parents flew abroad for the MIL’s funeral. I had hoped having a baby around might convince my wife to consider having kids. Nope. She got so sick of the baby, she moved into a hotel until my sister comes home. FML
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML
Today, my roommate unexpectedly came home with a new puppy. I'm severely allergic to dogs. When I reminded her of this, she explained that the puppy was her family now and if I didn't like it I should move out because blood is thicker than water. My roommate is my sister. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I was yelled at and humiliated by my otherwise awesome brother-in-law for my supposed lack of effort in the planning of a baby shower for my very pregnant sister. The kicker? Her huge, break-my-bank semi-surprise baby shower has been in the works for a month, and is happening this weekend. FML
Today, after seven years, I finally found out why my sister was mad at me: Because I had to get admitted to give birth on the day she had planned her baby shower, which she didn't inform me about or invite me to. As I stole her thunder by giving birth, being full term 44 weeks and way past my due date. FML
Today, my friend invited me over for a sleepover. Only she didn’t tell me until it was time to go to bed that she expected me to sleep on the floor, as she had three dogs sleeping on the couch, and two more in her bed. She could’ve at least warned me to bring an air mattress or something. FML
Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
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ozpunker 20
We've all heard of Bridezillas but I didn't know there were Birthzillas.
epicwaffles 7
Oh, okay.
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Comments (68)
skehar 23
Just go with it, OP. Who knows what her crazy hormones will lead her to do next! Just make sure she doesn't have access to your room. You don't want her to get stuck giving birth on your bed, do you?
mimiminx 23
Let's hope she's gone after she gives birth or you'll have a baby with you too!
noelasis94 18
She wants to be one with nature, or she's a masochist you decide.
christian_slate 16
Jerry Spring seems to gloss over these kinds of things: But why did your sister and her family need to move in?
RensM 22
So you expected her to leave her family behind? Great going for sister of the year award!
BauerMegan 31
What the actual ****?
tj5810 21
Sounds like a HUGE lack of communication and a few assumptions. I don't envy you one bit. Just try to be there for her the best you can and deal with how you feel after the baby is born.
slooby_fml 25
Dear lord
Joe9024 20
What's wrong with the bathtub?
timss4 19
Lol she's pregnant... You thought shed be reasonable? Ha
itsnicole96 15
At least ummm... Nope can't come up with anything :p
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Well, good job the wisdom-filled comment.