Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I asked my boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is my girlfriend's father. Nice. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML
Today, my boss is now so comfortable with me that she doesn't even try to hide the fact that she goes digging for gold in her nose through every conversation we have. FML
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girrzimm 0
i'm pretty sure thats illegal
baydestrian_girl 0
OMG what a perv...lol
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Comments (266)
dcmoorcroft 10
I bet you all she's a mom with young kids at home and she wanted to wear a nice looking shirt, but her pervert of a boss tryed to look down her shirt and commented on it. That's sick.
FlyMeAway 2
If the boss continues to make comments like that or makes a move, you can sue for sexual harassment.
jrok98 8
Well, he's a perv and a playa
yellowaholic 25
AND... That's the quickest way to get a girl to cover up.
Dragonqueen7 7
The boss said, "Nice cleavage today, KEEP THAT UP." I bet all the ignorant assholes commenting are men, or at least lots of them. And I thank the men taking to OP's side. Honestly! How many women from experience need to tell the rest of you how it feels? No boss or coworker should ever say that to a woman, and how do you know what she was wearing?
paperluminary 1
I'd probably just be amused that he had the guts to be so blunt.
Neckyl 6
Dear HR, Today, my boss came over to my desk and....
cwl727 33
Report him to HR.
carbonbasedcynic 17
its a compliment but its so Pervy it cancels out
Angelkisses130 26
You people need to calm down. She's not being "sexually harassed." It's a COMPLIMENT, people are too sensitive these days. Some people would kill for a compliment ya know
NamelessFace 22
Oh, so if someone rapes you because they find you attractive, it's a compliment? Yeah, they're at totally different levels but it doesn't make it any more or less a "compliment".
GrapeJuice67 17
Compliments: You look lovely today, You are very pretty, How thoughtful of you!, etc. Not Compliments: Saying "Nice Cleavage, Nice ****, Nice ass." It's not the same at all. Plus, this wasn't a bar, this wasn't a casual place, this was a work environment, which is meant to be professional. That was completely out of left field and unprofessional.