Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I asked my boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is my girlfriend's father. Nice. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML
Today, my boss is now so comfortable with me that she doesn't even try to hide the fact that she goes digging for gold in her nose through every conversation we have. FML
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girrzimm 0
i'm pretty sure thats illegal
baydestrian_girl 0
OMG what a perv...lol
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KarmaHatesUs 0
I think I'll just throw this out to the people on the man's side with the argument that "It was her fault because she was dressed inappropriately": a) You have no idea what she was wearing. b) Your argument insinuates that if cleavage is at all visible at any angle or in any position, the man is forced/obligated to both stare and make a perverted comment, and/or that he doesn't have a choice over whether he does it. To the OP: report him.
TheLizardKing 0
Good job
SweetieLish 0
It's not appropriate to be showing cleavage at work unless you're a stripper, so it's your own fault. And if you're a stripper, you really should be used to it by now.
zoesterhp 0
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
lobstercutie31 0
i'd file for sexual harassment if i were you.
jmeg_fml 0
win-win: nice boobs and money from sexual harassment case OR nice boobs and compliment from your boss
ashleypurple 0
sexual harassment. FYL.
catiepants 0
You should sue.
LukeDog 0
Ydi for having "nice cleavage" if you didn't then he wouldn't say that
sfgfan10 0
I think I see a sexual harassment suit in your future.