Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I asked my boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is my girlfriend's father. Nice. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML
Today, my boss is now so comfortable with me that she doesn't even try to hide the fact that she goes digging for gold in her nose through every conversation we have. FML
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girrzimm 0
i'm pretty sure thats illegal
baydestrian_girl 0
OMG what a perv...lol
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WolfgangDS 0
So, you wore an outfit that shows off your cleavage, and you're here complaining about how messed up your life is when your boss takes notice? You dress up to show off your boobs... and complain when people notice. I'm sorry, but GTFO.
lil_miz_liz09 0
bahaha what a creep
wafflemonger 0
PANDA!
ayadora 0
HAH
plexico 4
To help your career, you should blow the guy. If he likes your cleavage, I'm sure he'd like to tit-**** you. You get involved with him like that, and you'll have him by the balls (both literally and figuratively). I had a female boss a few years ago, who was barely do-able. (I wouldn't have given her a second look at a bar.) I would have ****** her if she wanted to, because it could have helped at work. After she became bitchy to me, I had to find another job and it was my WIFE, of all people, who thought she turned on me because I wouldn't sleep with her. Creative thinking, dear, but wrong. In both cases, there's the theoretical right and wrong, and then there's the way the world really works.
LemursonTuesday 0
Get a bra that doesn't expose cleavage, or a more conservative suit. Either that, or stop complaining. People dress in a way to grab certain attention. If you don't want people to comment on your cleavage, don't have cleavage.
LittleGreenBean 0
omfg! thats sooo terrible but funny lmao, best of luck girl!
sarahdg 0
1. i agree with the people who say that we have no IDEA what she was wearing. i have naturally larger breasts and even when I wear a modest shirt cleavage can be seen from awkward angles. maybe her boss is just a creep and was looking down her shirt. i wouldn't sue, but if it made you feel uncomfortable or harassed i would complain. no woman ever deserves that. that's like saying if a woman looks attractive or wears something revealing she deserves to be raped. if you think they do there is something seriously wrong in your head to be wishing that kind of pain on a person. also, if she WAS dressed inappropriately for work her boss should have handled it in a professional way, not by 'complimenting' her on her breasts.
ergo_fml 13
SEXUAL HARRASSMENT.
afj67 0
that is sexual harassment, but do try to dress more appropriately in the future
B00_fml 0
Report him for sexual harassment.
intothevoid612 0
like you didn't know how much cleavage you were showing off