Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I asked my boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is my girlfriend's father. Nice. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML
Today, my boss is now so comfortable with me that she doesn't even try to hide the fact that she goes digging for gold in her nose through every conversation we have. FML
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girrzimm 0
i'm pretty sure thats illegal
baydestrian_girl 0
OMG what a perv...lol
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nxkftw 0
awesome boss
wbrycem 0
Your boss, King Leonidas and Chuck Norris are all in the same chapter. In my opinion. P.S. Take it as a compliment. If someone says to me, "You've got a hell of a lump in your pants, keep that up young man," I'd be pumped.
Ventriloquisitor 0
If a female boss told me in a casual voice, "Nice package, keep that up." I would be torn between being horrified and totally stoked.
Decademon 0
Afuhdus what a PERV lol
aduck 0
People are screaming 'sexual harassment'! But unless it's more than this one single comment any one to sue would be ridiculous. 'Sexual harassment refers to persistent and unwanted sexual advance'. And so the right way to handle it would be to speak to the boss if it made them uncomfortable, and try and sort it out. If he ignored the complaint or continued then it's sexual harassment.
tha_artist 0
Ur boss is ******* awesome.
nerdfighter4life 0
creeeeeeepppeeerrrrrr
pink_scarf 0
You should dress better for work, but I hope you did or will report him. That's completely illegal in every way.
pink_scarf 0
I would like to point out he said "keep it up"
Invioletlight 0
YDI 110% for dressing like a cheap tart at your work. Get real, nobody takes a business woman seriously when she's got her **** hanging out. Get noticed with your bright ideas, ingenuity and confidance, make something of yourself that's a bit more than 2 bags of meat your boss can peek at.