Cops and Transportation: Creeped out

Creeped out

By Godfree - 25/02/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was walking to a meeting and saw two girls trying to jump start a car in the rain. Thinking I'd be a gentleman and help them, I offered to assist. The girl whose car is broken down looks at me, looks at her friend, and says, "I think we'd better call the police." FML

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bobdole 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 16:01

don't take it personally, my dude. you can never be too safe these days.

ifeedhobos 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 16:03

Shaggy hair, unkempt facial hair, and baggy clothes all lead towards the possibility of a man being a creeper, Sorry brotha!

Comments

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 20 September 2011 2:30

Sometimes, a rain coat is just a rain coat!

mollysbp 0

Friday 30 December 2011 11:12

No girls can trust anyone these days, good on ya' though :)

godbieveryone 9

Tuesday 25 December 2012 15:48

In the day of age that we live in, its sad we cant really trust people anymore, kudoos for lending a hand though, although it wasnt accepted, its still a very nice offer