Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML
Today, I was getting changed in front of my roommate of two years. Feeling comfortable, I took off all my clothes and started putting new clothes on. I asked why she wasn't taking her eyes off my naked body. She said, "I'm loving the view. Didn't you know I'm a lesbian?" FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
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shakenbake93 0
Oh man. I got to see a naked chick. FML.
mitch707 0
Oh no did she see your nipples? How will you ever recover...
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Comments (43)
childofadelphia 0
How's this an FML? I'd call it a win.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Dear mercy, On behalf of all iPhone users everywhere, I thank you. This FML now makes sense, as we can't see gender. (We're like the colorblind, but for sexism.) Sincerely, TheIrishJaneDoe
SrsBusinesss 0
I wish they'd let us see gender on the iPhone app. :/
ZleveL 0
they do! :O oh nvm this was like a year ago so they probs didn't have it
Skull_300 0
Carpet muncher!
jadetothes 0
at least she gets some carpet... (i think you'll find that was a BURN :D)
Rejectofsociety9 0
A carpet burn?
ClownSmilely 0
Talk about the best of both worlds! you ought to take showers there more often it sounds adventurious
Fuck_your_face 0
Isn't this called FML...not waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i saw another chick naked.....DOUCHE!!!
Erindub 0
Oops! Hope she didn't notice.
sauce_boss 0
that would only suck if you have a small package. otherwise, let it hang out
ABbaby 10
OP is a woman
Yeyo_23 0
can u post pix? haah id like to c
owndbylife 0
She was only HALF naked. fml.