Today, I was developing film at Walmart. It started to get a little warm, so I began taking my sweatshirt off. A creepy old man approached me, saying "You know, usually girls like you are paid to take their clothes off." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So, it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML
Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed, "Holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
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froggi_fml 0
wow what a creeper...
lady_nki2010 0
lol. this guy sounds like Old Man Herbert from FamilyGuy minus asking uu for a Popsicle.
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Diannaa 0
Omg... this happened to me, but the old guy looked at my shorts and said " Heyy, got any room for me in there?" and smiled, I've never ran so cast in my life..
gertrude_08 0
OMG OMG!! something similar happened to me. I was at work and changing something on one of our photo machines and I was on my knees. Then this little old mad rolls up and says, "Oh, I see they've got you on your knees. That's a good place to be, sweetie." So gross. But yeah, I feel your pain.
mrquicknet 0
Not saying you deserved it but possibly he was shocked to see a woman taking her shirt off in public and wasn't hitting on you but insulting you.
alliemay 0
Shocked that she was taking off her SWEATSHIRT??? Seriously? People do that ALL the time!
mrquicknet 0
Ok maybe "shocked" wasn't the right word. But it still sounds like he was basically calling her a stripper or a hooker and it wasn't a come-on but an insult.
Carbonchild 0
It will hurt more when he says"put it back on"
alliemay 0
I love the OP's name! And seriously, what he said is not really appropriate, and people shouldn't have to deal with degrading comments like that from creepy strangers!
Charfahl 0
How is that degrading? If he would have said put those saggy **** away then yeah...
perdix 31
Girls On Film! Tell the cheap bastard to shut up and stick a dollar between your sweatpants drawstring and your muffin top!
DogmaT_fml 4
a dollar? in public she would have to say gimme 20's. it begs the question, what kind of film where you developing?
perdix 31
Go check out peopleofwalmart.com When muffin tops are involved dollar bills are pretty good. Some of the skankier talent has to settle for coupons stuffed into their belly rolls.
JackStone96 4
what a creeper... you shoulda kicked his old petifile ass!
lunaforever21 14
its....its pedofile
Morphs 0
Why take off a SWEATshit when you're starting to sweat?
boatkicker 5
Haha. Gotta love pervy old men.
BlueTwist89 0
Pedophiles are people that are attracted to little kids. Hence the prefix pedo(having to do with children). OP isn't a child because she works in a photo lab. Usually you have to be 18, in which case she's an adult. OP, FYL for working at Walmart and that creepy comment, lol.