Today, I was developing film at Walmart. It started to get a little warm, so I began taking my sweatshirt off. A creepy old man approached me, saying "You know, usually girls like you are paid to take their clothes off." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So, it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML
Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed, "Holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
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froggi_fml 0
wow what a creeper...
lady_nki2010 0
lol. this guy sounds like Old Man Herbert from FamilyGuy minus asking uu for a Popsicle.
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Comments (139)
wiird0 0
sue his ass for sexual harassment
indianabummer 0
I feel you OP, at my old job an old man told me "I could get a glass of wine and make a meal out of you" I was 16, he was well into his 50s, and I still have nightmares 6 years later
Ignominy 0
Tee-hee at your screen name. x)
lazy_girl 12
omg creepy old men can ALWAYS be found at walmart...i was once just standing at the entrance, waiting for my mom and this guy says to me: "a girl as pretty as you, gotta be up to no good." and honestly, if he were between 18 and 25 i'd be like oooh :) but NO its always the dirty 50 year old homeless-looking men who think they have a chance...ewwww!!
4toestatue 7
you should have answered: that was only a sample give me 50 and we can go to the main course.
heLeN182oo9 0
Kick him in the crotch and run!!! =O
iFilm 0
its ****** wal mart, what do u expect?
SquirtleMan 0
YDI for being a woman
The_Walris 4
agree with number 4
money458 0
now we Noe ir hot or tht in his young years he went to the strip club
redhedsaysrawr 18
Oh god, go back to school and learn some grammar. I can't even understand a word you are saying!