Today, I went on my first date in six years. The guy was unbelievably creepy, and I couldn't wait for it to be over. Right after we finished eating, he told me he loved me, then tried to lean in for a kiss. He looked like he was going to cry when I turned him down. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I really like. Everything went well, and then he wanted to kiss me. As he leaned towards me, I got slightly panicky and ducked out of the way, causing him to headbutt the car behind me. Now we know why I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
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hayleybee44 12
I've been on a date like that...super creepy!! Hang in there, girl. There are so many more opportunities to find the right guy or girl.
Ninjahiga 27
Run and don't look back
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Comments (53)
beeferjay 34
some people are just too stupid for their own good keep trying OP
Tyrez 32
Heh, that's almost as sad as the fact I haven't had a date in almost 20 years!
bruh_dafuq 16
Your profile says you're 19 bro ...
False_Stupidity 42
Meaning that his statement can still be true, if you think about it... Also it's easy to lie in a profile, just saying.
NateshN 18
It doesn't have to be a lie - "almost 20 years" could mean that he soon is going to have his 20th birthday and never had a date up until now.
idk_rose 25
As long as you dont have any death threats
donuts678 25
I actually feel bad for the guy
UhHuhHoney 20
Sounds like he has mommy issues.
Mathalamus 25
Um.. How do you get mommy issues from that? All I figure is that he's an idiot.
chuka81 27
And you became good friends with him. Now it's time to go hang out everyday with his friends Lilly and Marshall in a bar.
KereKris 25
You forgot Barney. :)
martin8337 36
How does one not go on a date in six years, especially if one is single ?
DanCastellaneta 17
Maybe OP wasn't too interested for the time being.
Lalala579121 28
25 years date-free and still going strong.
Mathalamus 25
Maybe she is afraid of it not going well? Or maybe she didn't have enough bravery, or free energy, or her life was too busy to permit a date?
KereKris 25
Because there is more to life than just dating maybe??? And nowhere in the FML does it say that she was single during those six years. She may just have come out of another relationship.
schreibergx93 19
I have issues with guys such as that. It's a bad reputation for men in general, only because we humans make decisions and judgments based on past experiences. Which means the next guy OP goes out with she may be more guarded even if he's a great guy. It's tough situations that go both ways. Sorry OP.
8djht8 19
perhaps eharmony they filter out those people I wouldn't suggest anything like plenty of fish, that's the place to meet more creepy people.
inks98 14
That sucks OP! Just curious, did you let him down nice and gentle? Maybe if it was harsh, that could've caused him to look like he was going to cry? I'm just saying 'what if' by FYL for it not turning out right... There are plenty of great guys out there!