Today, I went on my first date in six years. The guy was unbelievably creepy, and I couldn't wait for it to be over. Right after we finished eating, he told me he loved me, then tried to lean in for a kiss. He looked like he was going to cry when I turned him down. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I really like. Everything went well, and then he wanted to kiss me. As he leaned towards me, I got slightly panicky and ducked out of the way, causing him to headbutt the car behind me. Now we know why I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
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hayleybee44 12
I've been on a date like that...super creepy!! Hang in there, girl. There are so many more opportunities to find the right guy or girl.
Ninjahiga 27
Run and don't look back
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Comments (53)
mixximoo 24
Shame I hope he finds someone just as creepy as him and I hope you find someone great for you too. Everyone deserves some love.
mastersmithson 13
classy guy......
pasupathymuthu 16
If you don't like the guy, you are free to turn down another date and refuse to kiss him etc. But please make an effort to be open minded while meeting new people and don't judge them too fast. He probably did something silly and came across as creepy...and from then on, everything he did seemed creepy to you. Not every guy is a smooth talker type. Some may be a bit awkward but see if their heart and intentions are right.
xnemesis1981 15
Here's to another 6 years! (I'm more than happy single because of this kind of thing).
Mathalamus 25
So... You are happy being single on the off chance that the guy is a creepy idiot? Meh, there are worse reasons...
KILJOY310 11
What ever happened to opposites attract? You are normal the other person is creepy. That could of been a match!
neuronerd 29
I've had a first date like that before. He said he thought I was the one, the followed it up with "I have something important to tell you. I'm part dragon." Then he took out a photoshopped picture of him crying blood as "proof." Apparently, dragons cry blood.
lalaney 14
This is the funniest FML reply I've ever read :D
worldclassrager 41
Tried to guilt trip you after denial?Come on...you can't get it all immediately
tiredofwaiting 25
Hang in there you have to kiss a lot of frogs in order to find the right one.
Etweens96 25
I met a guy who tried out for a band i wanted to start and I just met him, later that day he texted me confessing he was in love with me. He would not take no for an answer and I had to block his number to get him to leave me alone. Be glad you got rid of that guy op
FryingPanHero 11
Aside from maybe leaning in for a kiss, I wish OP had defined "creepy."