Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Cravings
Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML
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Hayman68 4
She is pregnant so it makes sense that she would be moody and have cravings...
Kawboy 1
just bite your tounge bro she's prego and grouchy so your best bet is to get her some damn chicken or sleep on the couch!
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almostalbino 10
Everyone knows that, duh! :D
Alekyork 0
Fat wife.
thecuriouswho15 0
geesh, grateful wife aye? :/ at least u cared enough to bring her something special, good for u dude!(:
Calyx_fml 22
YDI for marrying a heifer.
soulfulemo 0
rude :P she's just pregnant, with that, comes being moody and having cravings.
mythii 3
It's hilarious how you can tell who is a man that's commenting, and a woman. Pregnant women get crazy bitchy, and crazy hungry. The absolute main thing they care about, is fulfilling their cravings because if it's not fulfilled, it'll drive them nuts. Food > Flowers to a pregnant woman. Get her chicken wings, ice cream, chocolate, gummi bears, ANY FOOD SHE ASKS FOR, and she'll love you forever for putting up with her cravings.
Asoman 3
its just her mood swings, dont take it personally.
BlondeSyd 0
shes pregnant.. she's going to want food instead of flowers. duh.
muselover23 0
She's pregnant, what else do you expect?
jadejazmyn 5
Lol awww honey you should have smiled laughed kissed her on the head and went and got her some wings. It's just the hormones lol trust it.
mlovecats 0
dude she's pregnant lots of guys have to go through that