Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Cravings
Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML
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Hayman68 4
She is pregnant so it makes sense that she would be moody and have cravings...
Kawboy 1
just bite your tounge bro she's prego and grouchy so your best bet is to get her some damn chicken or sleep on the couch!
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chimcharx3 15
Winner response!
SteelCladAngel 0
aww that was sweet of you :) but I'd rather have food while pregnant too LOL my husband /STILL/ doesn't understand how my cravings work and I'm pregnant for our third baby >.<
TheJashinist 8
it was nice that you bought her flowers, maybe you should've bough chocolate too?
OfficeNinja 5
hey she us knocked up. body chemistry is probably all manners of abnormal. expect moodiness and bizarre cravings. and she is right. chicken wings are more useful than roses. score one point for her. but now you know what she REALLY wants. wings!!
lucins 7
I would have loved that. But b patient, she's pregnant and her hormones make her do what she did.
kteb2008 0
she is prego.... she has a point.... next give her pickles an ice-cream she'll love u forever
ridin_kangaroos 0
looks like someone is have their regular period ;)
Zombie65 0
yea what were you thinking lol maybe next time you should try pickles and icecream :-p lol
sulhaq 4
That sounds just about right. Welcome pregnancy woes buddy. Start getting used to it.
KickItHigh 32
She's pregnant, what do you expect?