Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, I went to a Halloween party with people from work. As the night passed, my boss got hammered and started throwing food at people. It was fun and games until I accidentally spilled his tenth beer. His response? To slam a hollowed out pumpkin full of chocolate mousse over my head. FML
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML
Today, I went to a costume party dressed as a pineapple. As it turned out, the theme was "tropical", not "tropical fruit". Everyone else was in Hawaiian shirts while I stood there looking fruity. FML
Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML
Today, I got so drunk that I tasered myself in the balls as a joke, fell down my friend's porch stairs and rolled out into the street. FML
Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML
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perdix 31
Good thing you didn't dress up as a ******.
Tarvo1 0
Today, I went to a party, found a big piñata, and hit it repeatedly. A person fell out. FML
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Comments (68)
Shinygirlnz 1
I can't believe you're stupid enough to put this on FML. Did you really expect sympathy?
libbye 0
you deserved it... idiot!
johnxringo 0
so your fault
roydawgg 3
AT A DRUNK PARTY girls: hot skimpy costume boys: football player not a freaky zombie, a vampire, a dice or a piñata or lady gaga you are at a drunk party hoping to get laid act like it and look like it
batgirl_babygirl 0
what did you think was gonna happen?
jdoll112 0
well DUH!? what did you think would happen?
banananut 0
You shoulda let 'em hit dat.
xgetxbentx 13
....what did you expect?
Son_of_Helghan 0
over 12,000 YDIs, wow that's just crazy, but unfortunately it's true
newzealand 28
seriously, what the **** were you thinking?!