Today, I found out that my fiancé's sister, who only got engaged a couple of months ago, is getting married before us. I wouldn't have a problem with this if she wasn't planning her wedding to be exactly like ours will be. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
Today, I overheard my mom talking on the phone with my sister about how much they hate my fiancé. My wedding is in two weeks and my family has been pretending to like my future husband for three years. FML
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
Today, a week after my fiancé and I got engaged, his mother is already complaining that she isn't involved enough in the wedding arrangements. We haven't even set a date yet. FML
Today, I announced my engagement. My mother's response was to freak out and demand that I postpone my wedding indefinitely. Why? My younger sister caught the bouquet at a wedding last year, so "she has to get married first!" My sister has been single for 3 years and showers once a week. FML
Today, I logged on Facebook and saw my friend who'd been engaged, then broke the engagement, then got back together announce their new wedding date: three days before my wedding. She also sent me a message asking if I'd move my date. We've been planning our wedding for two years. She got engaged six months ago. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
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Top comments
djdeadly 14
Tell her that it's not right to be doing that. You've probably planned for a while and she just took it like that
illuminatzi 19
That's pretty ****** up.
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Comments (54)
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
weddings are always boring, it won't change anyt hing anyway
Vegetarian27 24
Sounds like the plot of How I Met Your Mother
Zacholicious 15
this is a scene from how I met your mother
saffy66 34
I remember once being young enough to think these things matter - surely you can talk it over with her, let her know everyone knows your wedding was planned first and if she doesn't change, everyone will know she couldn't come up with her own plan. But I'd she goes ahead, just enjoy it and then have yours and forget the comparisons. It shouldn't spoil your big day so don't let it.
writerchic85 26
Weddings pretty much follow the same template anyway. Just change a few colors here and there and voila a different wedding.
Epickitty58 29
Keep your plans the same until it's too late for her to back out of hers and then do a 180 and just watch her being flipped on her back like a turtle.
stef44_fml 2
Screw weddings. You should spend the money you were planning for the wedding on an awesome tropical elopement with strangers to witness.....and do it before her sister can get married.
quiksilver415 17
My best friends mother in law did the exact same thing to him. Completely messed up.
Teacatt 13
Maybe you can 'accidently' fall over a table and ruin something...then not invite her to your wedding. If she's going to be petty, you might as well be too
TheAspieDork 27
Maybe plan something entirely different without her knowing.