Today, I was giving a presentation to a group of high school kids about how being 'cool' wasn't as important as they might think. When I was done I asked for questions. A kid says, "Miss, I get that you're not into being cool, but you're wearing your pants inside out." He was right. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I taught a high school class on public speaking. When I explained how important it was for a presentation to be polished and professional, one kid asked, "Is it professional for your skirt to be tucked into your underwear? I didn't know they made My Little Pony panties for adults." FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML
Today, while I was giving a school presentation about life as an injured, deformed soldier, someone asked if the reason I wear an eyepatch is because I'm a pirate. I wouldn't have minded, had I not been presenting to high-school students. FML
Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I gave a presentation to a class of 70+ people. No one bothered to tell me my fly was unzipped. No wonder they were all smiling. FML
Today, students were permitted to wear costumes at my school, but only about half of us did. In 4th period a guy asked me, "What are you supposed to be?" I wasn’t wearing a costume. FML
Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML
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Top comments
bluejean0991 0
how can you not know your pants were inside out? wouldn't you have a hard time buttoning them......
falcons666 0
Haha owned... Well at least u proved ur point about not having to be cool :D
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Comments (76)
BaldOuting 0
it would have been good to have done that on purpose to illustrate your point, then it wouldn't been an fml.
pearls 0
did you get dressed in the dark? that's really stupid, but you could have just rolled with it and styled yourself as the antihero of fashion or something.
Meow34 0
Agreed with number 25. You would have noticed if your pants were inside out. Fake.
Hey_Darl 0
Yeah, you're about as cool as this FML, and that speaks for itself.... Plus, now you know who's the little pervert in the group of kids!
THEGUY_fml 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81n1sbII7qU
PsychoX 0
Blatantly FAKE. I mean, we all know you're a stripper and don't wear pants to begin with, quit making stuff up. @everyone: The kid considered her wearing her pants inside out cool. not uncool. fyl for not being able to comprehend... err... basic logical statements.
colortherainbowx 0
What idiot leaves the house, progress' through the day, and not know their ****** pants are inside out? YDI, dumbass.
tifferneelee 0
fake story
dr_house_MD 0
F A K E! THAT SPELLS FAKE
Jessyca_fml 0
It could happen to anyone :/ I once had my skirt lifted up walking around on campus and letting everyone seeing my underwear. It can happen to anyone ;/ Just take it with stride and say who cares!!