Today, I was walking on the track when this really cute guy shows up. I was hot and sweaty, and wanted to impress him by pouring water on myself. Instead of being turned on, all he saw was me wiping my face on my shirt screaming. It wasn't water, I forgot I had brought Sprite. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML
Today, while I was running around the block, I got the urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. We decided to play chicken and I was on the shoulders of the guy I like. Right as we started playing, for some unearthly reason my body decided to let out a little pee. I thought he wouldn't notice since we were already wet. He did. FML
Today, I was at a fancy restaurant. I was drinking some water when I noticed a hot guy eating alone at another table waving at me. I smiled back, but had forgotten to swallow the water so it dribbled out of my mouth all over my shirt. FML
Today, I went for a run. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he said, "You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML
Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML
Today, I was drinking from a water fountain. I bent over to sip the water and felt a HUGE slap on my ass. Completely confused, I turn around to see some guy with a horrified look on his face. Apparently he thought I was his girlfriend. Then I saw his girlfriend standing behind him, giving me the evil eye. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, I went on a date with a new guy after not dating for quite some time. I'd drank a lot of water, so I wouldn't eat so much on the date and look like a pig. Unfortunately, I'd forgotten how funny this guy really was. He made me laugh so hard, I peed all over myself. FML
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Top comments
Curiouser 0
YDI for bringing pop to drink when you work out period.
antbait11 0
why would you drink sprite when you're supposed to be exercising?
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mobius8 0
Who have I attacked exactly? As you just demonstrated again, people have mostly addressed me first, because of my "passionate" opinion that it's a bit silly to criticize a girl for trying to impress someone is clearly is so unreasonable and insane. If you're really fishing for a reply though, I guess I will oblige and point out that you just read through over 200 comments that weren't directed at you and aren't really in a position to say "get a life" to a guy stuck at home with a broken foot.
kplusf 0
Right because water comes in green bottles with the word "Sprite" written on them....
qwep 0
OMG I'm so sorry. That much have hurt. He was a jerk, he should have come and helped you unless other people were around you. Don't worry, there are other hot guys in the world
Fy0urlife 0
Theres a tip, always bring water to exercise not soda
Bomber889 0
Who drinks soda while doing track?
Get_Naykid 0
WHY DO YOU DRINK SPRITE WHILE YOU'RE RUNNING. FAIL
lostchick64 0
this is retarded first because you screamed from pouring soda on yourself?? and more so because you brought soda to work out.
1337Steph 0
Ok, you do realize that if you were taking a walk and saw a sweaty person just stop what they're doing, stare at you for a couple of seconds, then whip out their container of water (or whatever they're drinking), then pour it unto themselves while glancing at you, it appears extremely creepy and stupid. You creeper...
trackrunner525 0
soda while running...what a novice mistake
SucksToBeYa 0
Hahahah, how would he even be impressed by seeing some chick pour water all over herself. OMGZ.