Today, I was walking on the track when this really cute guy shows up. I was hot and sweaty, and wanted to impress him by pouring water on myself. Instead of being turned on, all he saw was me wiping my face on my shirt screaming. It wasn't water, I forgot I had brought Sprite. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML
Today, while I was running around the block, I got the urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. We decided to play chicken and I was on the shoulders of the guy I like. Right as we started playing, for some unearthly reason my body decided to let out a little pee. I thought he wouldn't notice since we were already wet. He did. FML
Today, I was at a fancy restaurant. I was drinking some water when I noticed a hot guy eating alone at another table waving at me. I smiled back, but had forgotten to swallow the water so it dribbled out of my mouth all over my shirt. FML
Today, I went for a run. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he said, "You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML
Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML
Today, I was drinking from a water fountain. I bent over to sip the water and felt a HUGE slap on my ass. Completely confused, I turn around to see some guy with a horrified look on his face. Apparently he thought I was his girlfriend. Then I saw his girlfriend standing behind him, giving me the evil eye. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, I went on a date with a new guy after not dating for quite some time. I'd drank a lot of water, so I wouldn't eat so much on the date and look like a pig. Unfortunately, I'd forgotten how funny this guy really was. He made me laugh so hard, I peed all over myself. FML
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Curiouser 0
YDI for bringing pop to drink when you work out period.
antbait11 0
why would you drink sprite when you're supposed to be exercising?
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thingspoo 0
Why the hell would you bring Sprite to a workout??
MaoTseTung_80mil 0
Number one hundred ninety eight, I know that, I was insinuating that you are a poor communicator (please notice how everybody seems to have gotten the impression that you are a hater of make up).
vag_fml 0
i dont get it. was there acid in the sprite?
that_guy321 2
WOW. you brought sprite to work out? that right there is pretty stupid.
ohhhhshizzz 0
Dude y'all are all crazy, and mobius just makes inane posts about nothing he knows about. This is funny, KEEP FIGHTING. nahh, jk. & OP: I'm gonna be nice and say ylif, just because I have tried to impress people before, and I think everyone in this thread has.
alwayzbored 0
#21 i was about to say something very similar, guess i dont have to OP YDI so bad
mobius8 0
201 - Ah, I misread sorry. I'm a bit woozy on painkillers still.
Emwo 0
Good job. Wasted a whole bottle of sprite, but was it the fizz that made you scream? ...
MaoTseTung_80mil 0
No harm done. Excepting, of course, in regard to the opinions of 14 year olds.
mobius8 0
My e-image may be forever tainted in their eyes. =(