Today, my stepmom sat me down and told me that she doesn't think that my dad is my biological father because she hasn't gotten pregnant from him. I don't think she quite understands the concept of being a stepmom. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I am pregnant. I hooked up with my step-dad not that long ago while my mom was out of town. I'm 30 and he wants to tell my mom my baby is his, and I like the idea of telling her, but also know she won’t take it well. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant but don’t know who the Dad is. My Mom said “that’s alright, I still don’t know who your dad is”. So apparently my father isn’t my real Dad. FML
Today, my mother forwarded me an email my stepdad had sent her because he was annoyed that I left a light on last night. Talk about communication problems. I wonder how I'm going to tell them I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, my step-mom tried to ground me. I met her just yesterday, when she moved in. FML
Today, within one day of meeting me, my stepmom decided to break up with my dad. Her reason being, "I love you, but I just can’t put up with the kid." I’m 'the kid'. I’m 28 years-old. FML
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Today, my mom disowned me and forced me to move out because I didn’t have a crying heartbroken meltdown at the death of my stepfather. She knows I hated the man's guts since the first time he slapped her, so my not caring about his death shouldn't have surprised her. FML
Today, I was told by step-dad, who I live with, that my mom "hates my guts" while smiling so big, because he got a call from her. He's so desperate for her to come back that all the lying, cheating, manipulation, and emotional abuse doesn't push him away. She's a tornado. FML
Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML
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Omfgitsmia 15
I think your stepmom is implying that your dad is sterile. She means that siince she's never gotten pregnant from him, your mom probably didn't either.
AllWells 10
Time to give her "the talk"
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Comments (102)
tlnorman 18
Yeah I think your step mom means she hasn't gotten pregnant from your dad and perhaps there may be a fertility issue. Either way it's an awkward conversation none the less.
nobodyer 16
How is this woman still surviving?
lkb307 21
I agree with everyone that said she's an idiot..
ZaiopePerSe 15
Today I tried telling my stepchild that their father and I are trying, unsuccessfully for a child together. I drew the link that my husband may not be my stepchilds biological father because our unsuccessfulness may come from him being infertile. The child now thinks I believe I am their biological mother. I married into a family of imbeciles. FML
thearronaut 10
Is that what everybody's assuming? I can't believe (yes I can) that this many people are this stupid, of course she was talking about the dad's possible infertility.
Berber260 14
Does she have a mental illness?
brittanyrose329 17
Pretty sure she was implying that he hasn't gotten her pregnant. But, she could also be the problem.
wallac7 31
Just saw the stepmoms fml....lol
hiddenheartrch 10
I think you're not quite understanding the concept of fertility.
YFOS_fml 17
Maybe she thinks he shoots blanks?
militarybrat 21
Secondary infertility is a thing, even for guys. They really should go get tested, she needs to temp etc if they both really want a child together.