Today, my stepmom sat me down and told me that she doesn't think that my dad is my biological father because she hasn't gotten pregnant from him. I don't think she quite understands the concept of being a stepmom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I am pregnant. I hooked up with my step-dad not that long ago while my mom was out of town. I'm 30 and he wants to tell my mom my baby is his, and I like the idea of telling her, but also know she won’t take it well. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant but don’t know who the Dad is. My Mom said “that’s alright, I still don’t know who your dad is”. So apparently my father isn’t my real Dad. FML
Today, my mother forwarded me an email my stepdad had sent her because he was annoyed that I left a light on last night. Talk about communication problems. I wonder how I'm going to tell them I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, my step-mom tried to ground me. I met her just yesterday, when she moved in. FML
Today, within one day of meeting me, my stepmom decided to break up with my dad. Her reason being, "I love you, but I just can’t put up with the kid." I’m 'the kid'. I’m 28 years-old. FML
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Today, my mom disowned me and forced me to move out because I didn’t have a crying heartbroken meltdown at the death of my stepfather. She knows I hated the man's guts since the first time he slapped her, so my not caring about his death shouldn't have surprised her. FML
Today, I was told by step-dad, who I live with, that my mom "hates my guts" while smiling so big, because he got a call from her. He's so desperate for her to come back that all the lying, cheating, manipulation, and emotional abuse doesn't push him away. She's a tornado. FML
Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML
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Omfgitsmia 15
I think your stepmom is implying that your dad is sterile. She means that siince she's never gotten pregnant from him, your mom probably didn't either.
AllWells 10
Time to give her "the talk"
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Comments (102)
waterphoenix 6
That is hysterical!
rarucinski 11
you realize she means she thinks your dad is infertile and not that you are her biological kid.
westcody 8
It makes sense. She's saying that since he hasn't gotten her pregnant, then maybe he didn't get your mom pregnant. Ydi for being a dumbass who can't grasp it
crazycly 7
I got what she meant, how couldn't you?
FYDS_fml 11
I'm not sure if your being serious or acting dumb. Maybe read what you wrote again and hopefully don't post stupid things again.
draed7 1
sure she justdoesn't think he is impotent because she can't get pregnant?
BadLuckHero 6
Humanity is doomed
JackFaire 27
Or she was saying that she thinks your dad is sterile and if he's always been sterile then she's got a valid point.
Kimchiilady 4
Your stepmother has no business telling you he may not be your biological father. Seems she wants to ruffle feathers because she thought she could get paid for 18 years, if it didn't work out. Tell her there's no way you're related to her either because everyone in your family has common sense and compassion.