Today, my stepmom sat me down and told me that she doesn't think that my dad is my biological father because she hasn't gotten pregnant from him. I don't think she quite understands the concept of being a stepmom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I am pregnant. I hooked up with my step-dad not that long ago while my mom was out of town. I'm 30 and he wants to tell my mom my baby is his, and I like the idea of telling her, but also know she won’t take it well. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant but don’t know who the Dad is. My Mom said “that’s alright, I still don’t know who your dad is”. So apparently my father isn’t my real Dad. FML
Today, my mother forwarded me an email my stepdad had sent her because he was annoyed that I left a light on last night. Talk about communication problems. I wonder how I'm going to tell them I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, my step-mom tried to ground me. I met her just yesterday, when she moved in. FML
Today, within one day of meeting me, my stepmom decided to break up with my dad. Her reason being, "I love you, but I just can’t put up with the kid." I’m 'the kid'. I’m 28 years-old. FML
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Today, my mom disowned me and forced me to move out because I didn’t have a crying heartbroken meltdown at the death of my stepfather. She knows I hated the man's guts since the first time he slapped her, so my not caring about his death shouldn't have surprised her. FML
Today, I was told by step-dad, who I live with, that my mom "hates my guts" while smiling so big, because he got a call from her. He's so desperate for her to come back that all the lying, cheating, manipulation, and emotional abuse doesn't push him away. She's a tornado. FML
Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML
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Top comments
Omfgitsmia 15
I think your stepmom is implying that your dad is sterile. She means that siince she's never gotten pregnant from him, your mom probably didn't either.
AllWells 10
Time to give her "the talk"
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Comments (102)
medstudentlife 6
OP, your step mom is implying that your dad is infertile. If he is, your birth mom would have to have gotten pregnant by another man.
MandieL 27
Even if OPs dad is infertile now, it doesn't mean he always was.
snoopynicole2003 15
Yeah my husband was suppose to be "sterile" too. We now have a 2 yr old. She shouldn't assume anything, shit happens lol
SunDown2015 26
Even if it was a possibility (doubtful), she had no business sticking her nose into something like that and upsetting OP. More likely is that she's the one with the fertility issues.
watermelon_bae 15
Well, maybe it's not him being sterile, perhaps she is having trouble conceiving on her part and wants to make herself feel better about it. Either way, it's not really her place to say.
thaqueen_fml 15
Your dad married a keeper.
bonermonkey 31
it's that or what she is saying is that she is pretty sure your dad fires blanks, in which case he didn't get your mum pregnant, someone else did
trucker2 33
Slam dunk her at the dinner table in front of YOUR dad.
onliest_heart 4
This is a special kind of stupid.
S1N9UL4R17Y 8
I believe she implying she thinks your dad is infertile.
qaty 5
You missed a period there fml people