Today, I came home earlier than usual, only to find my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to being confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no idea what to do. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML
Today, my cuckold fantasy became real. I got back home earlier than usual and found my wife being banged by a guy. I waited 10 minutes for him finish before entering the room screaming. FML
Today, some filthy creep grabbed my girlfriend's ass in front of me. I smashed his face in, as would be expected. Afterwards, we had wild sex, then she cried, told me how frightened my "unprovoked violent response" made her, and kicked me out. I'm now in a seedy motel, wondering what the hell happened. FML
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
Today, I caught my wife trying to give herself oral sex. It was sexy and also kinda funny, so I offered to do it to her properly. She got explosively mad for some reason and actually threw me out. I’m writing this from my brother's spare room, wondering where I went wrong. FML
Today, my wife woke me up, saying her husband was home and that I needed to escape before he caught me. I was still struggling with the window when I remembered I’m her husband and she was laughing, filming my half-asleep ass trying to escape from being caught by myself cheating with my own wife. Duh. FML
Today, I came home early from work. My boyfriend and I live together. I open the door and I found my best friend watching TV on the couch, wearing lingerie. The room smelled like sex. She acted irrational and defensive, and had the audacity to ask what I was doing here. Bitch, I live here. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, my wife and I were having amazing make up sex after several months of painful separation. Halfway through, she screamed for me to stop, climbed off the bed, and ran into the bathroom. She spent an hour screaming and crying, then came out and emotionlessly told me to leave. FML
Today, some woman ran up, hugged me from behind, and called me another dude's name. When she saw my face, she apologised for getting the wrong person, and ran off. Perfectly innocent, right? Nope. My wife is forcing me to sleep in another room until I admit I’m having an affair. FML
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alexup24 13
I'd start filing a divorce...
thebaddayblues 3
I hate when that happens..
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Comments (340)
cjcstuart 7
Lol I can imagine your look lol. Deer in headlights????
aileen15 15
lmfaooo that made my night...hilarious image
tootsie68 22
That's not the brightest thing to do on her part. Before you file for a divorce, calm down and confront her. There might just be a chance fir you guys. If there isn't, then yeah, you would be better off single.
trollfaced 2
How will there be a chance if she screamed so loud causing OP to leave, I want to see your reaction if someone slept with your spouse! You wouldn't be able to calm down because you turn stuff down just for your beloved wife/husband and you find out that they had cheated on you. How would you feel?
hclover 0
I don't see why people are thumb downing this comment it's great advice!
Linkerdoodles 15
"Thumb downing"^ Oh dear Lord… -_-
PlaySpades 21
There are still couples who manage to get past one of them cheating on the other. This is why divorce rates are so high. One big mistake and they just give up without even trying to work things out. If that's your mindset then just don't get married and save a lot of money on the marriage and subsequent divorce.
whyyoubanme420 0
Yah I bet youve cheated on your before I take it, your just another hoe, you can't turn a **** I to a house wife there lady
thecovert 7
Answer: Get a divorce. No reason to stay in that shiat.
Late_night83 25
Sucks so bad. So what are u gonna do? So many options!! **** her over bad!
RabidBunny 10
You're in a library, do some research! That will give you an idea. :D
bmboente15 0
Search; What to do when you find your wife cheating on you but when you confront her she screams at you.
novalaise 7
D I V O R C E !
Durrett2 3
so **** his wife, beat him up, and get a divorce.
TheFamilyElf 17
So... You found your wife cheating and proceeded to run from your home... To a library? Well, whatever soothes the pain. I'm sorry though, OP. Cheaters are garbage. I don't know who you are or what kind of person you are, but you can do better.
perdix 31
I have to say I feel a little sorry for the other guy. He's enjoying a nice **** when she suddenly puts on the dead eyes and goes into angry screaming. I'd find that off-putting, frankly.
Sleepy_Hallow 7
**** the other guy
perdix 31
That's what she was doing, right? Do you like to be interrupted during a ****? Coitus interruptus is very rude.
Sleepy_Hallow 7
Shit, dude. I am so sorry.
Sumalum 7
You should be. ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!