Today, I came home earlier than usual, only to find my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to being confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no idea what to do. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML
Today, my cuckold fantasy became real. I got back home earlier than usual and found my wife being banged by a guy. I waited 10 minutes for him finish before entering the room screaming. FML
Today, some filthy creep grabbed my girlfriend's ass in front of me. I smashed his face in, as would be expected. Afterwards, we had wild sex, then she cried, told me how frightened my "unprovoked violent response" made her, and kicked me out. I'm now in a seedy motel, wondering what the hell happened. FML
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
Today, I caught my wife trying to give herself oral sex. It was sexy and also kinda funny, so I offered to do it to her properly. She got explosively mad for some reason and actually threw me out. I’m writing this from my brother's spare room, wondering where I went wrong. FML
Today, my wife woke me up, saying her husband was home and that I needed to escape before he caught me. I was still struggling with the window when I remembered I’m her husband and she was laughing, filming my half-asleep ass trying to escape from being caught by myself cheating with my own wife. Duh. FML
Today, I came home early from work. My boyfriend and I live together. I open the door and I found my best friend watching TV on the couch, wearing lingerie. The room smelled like sex. She acted irrational and defensive, and had the audacity to ask what I was doing here. Bitch, I live here. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, my wife and I were having amazing make up sex after several months of painful separation. Halfway through, she screamed for me to stop, climbed off the bed, and ran into the bathroom. She spent an hour screaming and crying, then came out and emotionlessly told me to leave. FML
Today, some woman ran up, hugged me from behind, and called me another dude's name. When she saw my face, she apologised for getting the wrong person, and ran off. Perfectly innocent, right? Nope. My wife is forcing me to sleep in another room until I admit I’m having an affair. FML
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alexup24 13
I'd start filing a divorce...
thebaddayblues 3
I hate when that happens..
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Comments (340)
kalbrek009 20
The hell? OP, you need to put a stop to that kind of BS...like NOW! Her house? Both of your house, not just hers. Maybe divorce her, take the house & make her pay you alimony...I hate cheating jerks like that!
blaablaa_fml 5
By the looks of it, she owned the house before she and the OP got married, so he wouldn't be able to take the house with a divorce if that's the case. :I
dloo3a 1
i don't know about anyone else, but as i was reading this i pictured her as one of those alien movie women who just want to impregnate someone.. and screams when someone comes along... maybe it's just me
pexy_fml 16
It's just you
brianr33d 0
Depending on what state you're in you have the right to kill a man for sleeping with your wife...
lei143 4
Wow, I'm really sorry. That must suck ass.
lea3829 7
Wtf?!
shutupanddance 0
Dump her on her ass, OP!
groupleader 7
I'm sure there are some books written on that subject, you are in the right place. Also, doesn't mattet...soomeone had sex.
whyyoubanme420 0
Fagggg
sonicgreg 12
You're fine, as long as you still have the gun in the hollow book.
sidviciousmum 3
I'd scream too if u rocked up early!!!!
thewickedwitch 6
poor guy! you deserve better, and anything would be better than a Chester.