Today, I figured I'd throw my ex-boyfriend a compliment and told him how "gifted" he was below the belt. He thinks he's paying me a compliment when he tells me how much he loves that little roll of skin that pops up over the top of my pants when I sit down. I'm trying to lose weight, asshole. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML
Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML
Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML
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claritin 0
Wah wah wah! Oh my god, he likes you the way you are. What a JERK!
Cloudy_fml 0
He may have sincerely thought your muffin top was cute... Or he might have thought you were being sarcastic about his "gift".
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Comments (47)
cecefay13 0
#17 is soooo right!! I have been struggling with my weight forever. but I am too skinny. my bmi is in the 1 percentile. people always have to comment on how skinny I am and it makes me really self concious. now it is to the point where people call me anorexic. so don't feel bad you are perfect the way you are.
jre89 0
When I was in high school I lost a lot of weight and was super skinny but I worked my ass off and ate extremely healthy. To my guidence counselor an school nurse that was the equivalent of me having an eating disorder. My aunt died of an eating disorder and I flipped out on both of them for judging me just because I was no longer a fat ass like the rest of the population. People would point at me and whisper to each other about how skinny I was when I was going down the hall. My mom made me go to the doctors because she was convinced I was unhealthy and too skinny. The doctor said my weight was completely normal for my height. People hate on skinny people just as much as they do fat people. You can't win either way.
bballer55 0
ikr i agree so YDI
kathira120 3
touché!
sillypiper 0
I'm pretty sure that was an insult. obviously the way the op wrote it she took it as offensive. also muffin tops are not classified as attractive... seriously some guys like that? sheesh!
deviable 9
that little roll of skin exists on skinny people too you know.
helloletsgo 0
are you?
saintsfan152 0
haha
PrinceFroggy 0
Second that
stevenmx86 8
"Trying to lose weight asshole"? And he's supposed to care? Maybe I read it wrong but you're his ex.. He probably cares very little about your current affairs...
stevenmx86 8
Also, I don't understand the people saying muffin tops are hot... My wife has been toning her stomach and I can honestly say nothing is more sexy than her fit, tight stomach..