Today, my girlfriend and I were walking back to my car after a long day of work. A large SUV had parked next to mine, so I jokingly said to my girlfriend, "What do you think they're compensating for?" That's when the couple behind us unlocked their vehicle. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went out with my girlfriend to a restaurant. After parking up next to a badly parked Audi, I commented, “Typical shit parking by an Audi driver.” Unbeknownst to me, the owner was walking to his car at the exact same moment. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML
Today, while I was waiting to pull out of a parking space, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to put the car into reverse instead of drive while I was waiting for traffic to clear. I don't think the people who own the car behind me were laughing. Nor is my now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML
Today, while driving to work, I stopped to let an old man cross the street. The driver behind me honked their horn, so I drove slow to piss them off. A few turns later, I pulled into the car park and noticed the other driver following me. She works in the office next to mine. We met the other day. FML
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Top comments
TonierShadow 19
It's not like you were being serious. It's common to make jokes like that when you see large vehicles and I am sure the couple could understand that.
jco1a 15
what are you compensating for?
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Comments (35)
wow2mylife 25
they probably get it a lot and used to it
399 41
Lol nice one OP.
Proud_Texan722 11
Oh, and it's Texas. Uh-oh
NYGiants1925 22
It's Texas, everything is bigger there.
freddygasman 18
Yeah, if you use a magnifying glass
biopilot17 9
If I was the couple I would have responded " your lack of respect"
IorvethTheXolo 8
I also agree that it's a worn out and annoying joke. We have a smaller, fuel efficient SUV right now and I cannot WAIT until we have a bigger one again because we have large dogs that go everywhere with us as well as a horse. A car that isn't big enough inside or can't tow a horse trailer just isn't the ideal car for us anymore. I love our car and it's been good to us, but it just doesn't have everything we need in a car anymore. I don't want to have to spend more on gas and, as a woman, I'm clearly not compensating for a small penis, but I know what I need in a vehicle and the jokes that come with it are just irritating. A small price to pay for a vehicle that will make my life easier, but still irritating.
HorrorJr 26
I wonder what they wanted to say back :o
freddygasman 18
And that is why I ride a motorcycle. When people make those jokes around me, I just smile and wave as I ride away.
sutima 23
Great opportunity to ask them in person
species4872 20
He wasn't talking to them. If they over heard it and got upset. tough luck.