Today, I found a pair of glasses in my car. I don't wear glasses, and nobody besides myself has been in my car lately. It appears that someone has been sleeping in my car and forgot their glasses. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, somewhere between home and work, my glasses vanished off my face. I know I had them on before I set off because I cleaned them in the car and put them on, then halfway to work I suddenly had to squint to see because glasses gone. I’ve been searching for an hour, they are nowhere. HOW? FML
Today, my glasses have completely disappeared. I know for a fact that I put them on my desk, but now they're absolutely nowhere to be found. This is my first time playing "Find your glasses without the assistance of your glasses" and I'm failing at it badly. My vision isn't even that bad yet. FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML
Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML
Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML
Today, I lost my glasses. I don't have spares but my girlfriend said I could borrow hers. She doesn't understand why this won't work. FML
Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML
Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML
Today, my boss "borrowed" my prescription sunglasses off my desk. She crashed her car because they made her dizzy, and thinks I should pay for the damages. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
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Top comments
marcoe 0
...um, thank you. i've been looking for those. if you leave them in the cup holder i will remember to take them. Thank you for finding them, i've had a hard time finding your car since i lost them.
Luckster 0
Unless there's piss, shit, crabs, blood and/or vomit in your car, your life is not ******.
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Comments (64)
maibiz 0
That's... actually quite creepy...
welderchick87 0
There's this nifty thing that cars have...called 'Locking doors'. You either lock them from inside your car by pressing a button....OR...if you have a button on your keychain thingy ma bob...press that. It really helps keep unwanted guests out of your car. To make sure they really stay out, make sure all your windows are up all the way, and if you have a convertable, make sure your top is up. It should help...a lot.
me5 0
I have a sister who doesn't care about locking the doors!
spitfire35 3
your sister is stupid
RuralNinja 0
Locks...they come standard on the car. Use them. YDI
sunnydazed 0
You don't know how long the glasses have been there... they could have been left by a friend a long time ago.
wolfpackchick10 0
Exactly what I was thinking. I wouldn't jump to the conclusion of, "SOMEONE IS SLEEPING IN MY CAR!!" That's kinda a huge jump to automatically make.
Mx_Rider 6
so................ you will live op.. fyl anyways.
bhneswt 0
MLIA
hXcsoccerplaya 0
shut the **** up about mlia. it's annoying to always see people commenting "mlia!" for every three out of five fml's. if they're posted on fml, theyre FMLs, not MLIAs. if moderaters thought they would qualify for fml, theyre FMLs. you want MLIAs, go to the website.
go_rangers 0
Today, I found some free glasses!! FML.
GriefBacon 0
You should consider locking your doors.