Today, I found a pair of glasses in my car. I don't wear glasses, and nobody besides myself has been in my car lately. It appears that someone has been sleeping in my car and forgot their glasses. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, somewhere between home and work, my glasses vanished off my face. I know I had them on before I set off because I cleaned them in the car and put them on, then halfway to work I suddenly had to squint to see because glasses gone. I’ve been searching for an hour, they are nowhere. HOW? FML
Today, my glasses have completely disappeared. I know for a fact that I put them on my desk, but now they're absolutely nowhere to be found. This is my first time playing "Find your glasses without the assistance of your glasses" and I'm failing at it badly. My vision isn't even that bad yet. FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML
Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML
Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML
Today, I lost my glasses. I don't have spares but my girlfriend said I could borrow hers. She doesn't understand why this won't work. FML
Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML
Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML
Today, my boss "borrowed" my prescription sunglasses off my desk. She crashed her car because they made her dizzy, and thinks I should pay for the damages. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
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Top comments
marcoe 0
...um, thank you. i've been looking for those. if you leave them in the cup holder i will remember to take them. Thank you for finding them, i've had a hard time finding your car since i lost them.
Luckster 0
Unless there's piss, shit, crabs, blood and/or vomit in your car, your life is not ******.
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Comments (64)
adnaus23 0
Times are tough and some people have it tougher than you. That guy needed some respite from the cold, not because it was your car, but because it was some form of shelter. Help him by finding him some form of shelter, not by whining about it here.
Blazi 0
Oh, good. I was wondering where I left those.
cligs13 0
Wait...I lost my glasses in someone's car a few months ago. And this says you're from Wisconsin. These legitimately might be mine. Are they Ray Bans?
LaVelle 0
So you stomp them into little pieces and leave them on top of your car in case they come back. Oh, and lock your car.
Reila_Ame 0
YDI for not locking your car.. Still pretty funny though..
swantonboy96 0
leave your door unlocked 1 more night so they come back to sleep, wait paciently, while there sleeping piss on there face! see if they;ll do it again!!!
sheltergirl87 0
lock your car
serenachicka 1
The locks could have been not working properly without the OP knowing. It reminds me of when I opened the passenger door to my dad's car one time, and he was wondering how in the world I opened it without him opening the locks. Turns out that no matter if we opened or locked the car, that door would open no matter what. So FYL for possibly screwed-up locks?
fatman1970 25
Get a car alarm, that will stop them from sleeping in it.
ncvolley123 8
y is that an fml? they didn't do n e thing 2 ur car.