Today, I got out of the shower and walked into my living room to see my sis' and her boyfriend sitting very closely on our family's fairly large couch. I laughed and said, "Look at the happy couple." Then her now ex-boyfriend burst into tears. Turns out they'd just broken up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to break down and cry because his mother hates me for unknown reasons. I walked in, gave him a long hug, and started sobbing. I then saw his mother. She was visiting him to complain about how terrible a person I am. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
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Top comments
Greenteamextreme 16
*Awardly walks over to sisters ex boyfriend and pats on head*... There, there. Shhhh. No tears.
love2killu 21
You couldn't of known op.
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Comments (79)
Nickythehippy 6
oh no! .... awkward!
ProfessorMctitie 20
Just give the ex bf a little pat on the head
rossea 21
I don't think OP deserves it, there's no way he/she would of known they just broke up.
istishia 12
I agree your life sucks....but probably not as much as the ex-boyfriend's.
Sheepalicious 20
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
doctorhook86 25
#17: You're very strange.
Sheepalicious 20
i know
doctorhook86 25
#64: I upvoted you for your honesty.
Sheepalicious 20
thanks
Emmamazing 26
You didn't know. But that is seriously bad timing
shfs2010 4
Hahaha. That's so funny.
oobergoober89 16
That's a terrible situation to be in. Couldn't have known though OP
elgallero 9
Pretty sure this is my exs little sister! I didn't cry.... That much
saphy222 17
Wow that's awkward.... Hope it ended ok