Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled, "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, my mom found a box full of stuff she had been looking for. She started going through it and found baby pictures of my sister and me, as well as pictures of the cats. She put my baby pictures back in the box and closed the lid. The cat pictures are now hanging in her living room. FML
Today, I rummaged around in the attic, looking for old pictures of me and my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, and how he wanted to leave my mother more and more every day that passed since I was born. FML
Today, I asked my dad why he only has pictures of me from when I was a little kid. Without skipping a beat, he said, "I only keep pictures from when I liked you." FML
Today, I was going through my mom's closet. On one of the shelves, I found two baby books. One was mine, the other was one for a dog she owned before I was born. I looked through them both. The dog's baby book was filled out more than mine was. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend found the box of photos I've been saving for my daughter. He was convinced I was pining over her father and emptied the box into the dumpster behind our apartment. I'm still not done digging through the garbage to find the photos from the day my daughter was born. FML
Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML
Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML
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Doortje 30
It could be worse OP, mine is labelled "Least favourite child".
aback 5
Be glad you're not a puppy. Your ass would be at the pound.
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Comments (111)
vomitknife 0
Your dad was probably just drunk when he labeled the folder last week.
thatssomeBS 9
Your dad FTW.
iDontHaveTwitter 0
you can tell him you want to be orphan Annie now.
tayloralexsis 0
lmfaooo
longboardsrule 0
sounds alittle like my parents. except they are joking. I think.
kathrynclw 0
bahahaha!
glaivemaster 0
Babies are cute, adults are attractive - usually this is the case. If the label had said "from when Annie wasn't a smelly, ugly fat bitch" I could understand the complaint. But you're complaining because he thought you were a cute baby. Not being as cute as a baby is not the same as being ugly or whatever you seem to believe. Stop thinking so much of yourself and you might understand that
Ikz_Hustler 9
He only said you were cute!! Okay people usually label stuff shit but I don't see the 'FML'
Joheezy 14
that's hilarious
sofinemos 4
tht hurt