Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled, "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, my mom found a box full of stuff she had been looking for. She started going through it and found baby pictures of my sister and me, as well as pictures of the cats. She put my baby pictures back in the box and closed the lid. The cat pictures are now hanging in her living room. FML
Today, I rummaged around in the attic, looking for old pictures of me and my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, and how he wanted to leave my mother more and more every day that passed since I was born. FML
Today, I asked my dad why he only has pictures of me from when I was a little kid. Without skipping a beat, he said, "I only keep pictures from when I liked you." FML
Today, I was going through my mom's closet. On one of the shelves, I found two baby books. One was mine, the other was one for a dog she owned before I was born. I looked through them both. The dog's baby book was filled out more than mine was. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend found the box of photos I've been saving for my daughter. He was convinced I was pining over her father and emptied the box into the dumpster behind our apartment. I'm still not done digging through the garbage to find the photos from the day my daughter was born. FML
Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML
Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML
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Doortje 30
It could be worse OP, mine is labelled "Least favourite child".
aback 5
Be glad you're not a puppy. Your ass would be at the pound.
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Comments (111)
xStarKillerx 4
Are you ok, Annie?
kitkatmiaow 21
Annie are you okay? Won't you tell us that you're Okay?
m00sh 0
YES! :D You've been hit by (DOOSH) you've been struck by (DOOSH) ... A smoooth criminal.
penguinazul 13
ducka ducka dun dun ducka dun dun ducka dun dun... ^^ That's the music. :)
LightningLadyy 0
OWW!
iluvme4never 0
*AAOW apparently this is how Michael Jackson fanatics spell his random squeak sound effect.
ImNinja 0
breaker
xStarKillerx 4
Simply for my personal amusement, if you're going to break a chain, it might as well go like this: "C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!" I've played the game where this quote came from. (Killer Instinct, for those of you who don't know...)
Ihatemyl2 0
your dads a prick
WillKill4Beer 0
LMFAO!!! Win for your dad you bastard child!! >:)
schwancy 2
If he saved the pictures then he cares. What does it matter what he labeled them?
Privations_fml 0
LOL #15, I'm all with you. +1 for the Dad
ZeeBest86 6
I actually think it's cute. Not many parents save anything from their kids' childhood, your dad actually cares to have kept anything until now (seeing as to you're presently ugly). Suck it up buttercup and appreciate ur dad b4 he's gone.
Stupidpeopleanno 5
#19, You've been hit by, you've been hit by a Smooth Criminal!
emodude44 0
I think it was a sarcastic joke on his part. He kept all your things when he could have thrown them out.
IGuessIDeservedI 0
HAHAHAHA! loser.
perdix 31
Is Annie short for Anonymous? I just love these FML's where the OP puts their name in the story and then posts it anonymously. Do they realize that they just betrayed their anonymity a few words earlier?
Hockeyboy4280 18
Didn't notice that... Good call
supertacowaffle 41
hahaha yeah!
laurieloulou 0
You do realize that a person who puts anonymous just does not want people to know who they are. Thus, with putting just a first name they can't be identified.