Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled, "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, my mom found a box full of stuff she had been looking for. She started going through it and found baby pictures of my sister and me, as well as pictures of the cats. She put my baby pictures back in the box and closed the lid. The cat pictures are now hanging in her living room. FML
Today, I rummaged around in the attic, looking for old pictures of me and my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, and how he wanted to leave my mother more and more every day that passed since I was born. FML
Today, I asked my dad why he only has pictures of me from when I was a little kid. Without skipping a beat, he said, "I only keep pictures from when I liked you." FML
Today, I was going through my mom's closet. On one of the shelves, I found two baby books. One was mine, the other was one for a dog she owned before I was born. I looked through them both. The dog's baby book was filled out more than mine was. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend found the box of photos I've been saving for my daughter. He was convinced I was pining over her father and emptied the box into the dumpster behind our apartment. I'm still not done digging through the garbage to find the photos from the day my daughter was born. FML
Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML
Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML
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Doortje 30
It could be worse OP, mine is labelled "Least favourite child".
aback 5
Be glad you're not a puppy. Your ass would be at the pound.
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Comments (111)
samanthasantini 0
thats pretty shitt
LabRats_fml 4
Take the compliment, he thought you were cute then.
in_wonderland 1
hahaha that's pretty ******* funny actually. i don't think that's an insult, i think your dad just has a sarcastic/hilarious sense of humor. unless he's just a straight asshole.
josephnm 0
th
coballan55 0
ydi for not staying cute
A_to_z_0_to_9___ 0
Hahahahahahahahaha I'm sorry, I try to feel sorry for you, but I can't stop laughing.
willsohn 0
swear I'm takin that idea for when I become a daddy. :D
Sammansix 3
Friggin Ugly Duckling
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
that's a low blow
DreDre554 0
Now all you have to do is write a bunch of nasty moaning words and sounds and put them in a folder then label it "Things mom use to say when dad was good at sex" and then put it in a pretty easy to find place for him.