Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I packed all my clothes in a black garbage bag, so I could easily move them to my new house. When I came back outside to load it into my car, the bag was missing, and all I could see was a garbage truck driving away with the week's trash. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, I went to Houston to help with hurricane relief and to donate supplies. Later, I realized that I'd accidentally donated a bag that had my brand new truck keys in it. I've been waiting for 5 hours already to find it. FML
Today, I ran out of moving boxes so I used a few garbage bags to pack up my clothes. My new roommate decided to be helpful by putting those green garbage bags in the dumpster. It was garbage day. FML
Today, when leaving my apartment, I instantly noticed there was a giant dump truck in our lot, which turned out to be directly behind my car. After making a 20-point escape from my parking space and getting to work late, my roommate texts me, "DUDE guess what I got last night." A giant dump truck. FML
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML
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imtooshy 18
You're moving without help? How could you place your furniture outside, not have a friend watch it and actually expect it to still be there when you return? I think this shoulda been common sense.
mpsteve137 15
Well... At least you donated it to someone who will really need it
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tiernang 21
Reply to number six because the app wont let me reply: sorry, didnt see the part where he said he drove. Please disregard.
KiddoKS 19
If you click on the words of the comment, it should spin around and give you the reply option. This is for the iPhone, but I assume other ones are similar.
BlueFlatts 20
5-Stars App works exactly as described.
xemnas164 6
That's a load off.
Iceman225 11
Oh, come on. That was a cheesy pun.
jojj351 12
well, it got them moved
FlyingLeumer 19
Some people will be really happy with what they got, but that really sucks for you.
Koalacatcher 9
why would you even leave furniture outside ugh
GRgoldfish 19
bad puns aside you could always go to the store and demand your stuff back. just explain your situation, I'm sure if there reasonable they will give your stuff back. best of luck op
ShakeDisPlace 10
Well at least you made a donation to the needy OP, you will be blessed forever
FuKcMee 32
hope it was a Sofa-King brand, cause its Sofa-King gone now lol
Joshido 17
You should call the people and request your belongings.
Wittledinosaure 7
Wow, maybe it's time to invest in new stuff anyways?