Today, my mum is convinced I'm a hoarder. While I was out of the house, she went through my room and threw out stuff I "don't need." This included $500 worth of textbooks, a flash drive with crucial work on it, and my phone charger. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went over to my mom’s place to attempt to help her clean up, as she’s a hoarder. I was devastated to see that in order to make room for all the unnecessary new crap she buys, she stored all of our childhood toys, photos and the like outside in uncovered bins. It’s all completely ruined. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, I was at work when my mother called. She gave me great news that she had finally cleaned out my room and all those "old and useless" books that I had in there. Those "useless" books that she had just trashed were all antiques and worth about $500 each. There were 27 books in there. FML
Today, my mother decided to "help me" by throwing out the stack of papers on my desk. Unfortunately, those were all my notes for my final exams. FML
Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML
Today, I spent four hours listening to my mom berating me about how I needed to throw all my stuff out as she helped move me. Over 2/3 is hers. About 1/4 is my dad’s. FML
Today, my mother, who religiously checks her bank account after every purchase, then shreds her receipts, got fed up with me not doing the same. So she shredded all my piled up receipts. These include the 100s of dollars I had spent for my work, which I need the receipts to get reimbursed for. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML
Today, my mother is a hoarder and her stuff has taken over the whole house, my bedroom included. I've always felt trapped in my home, but when I can't use my closet or dresser because of her and have a messy room because of it, I feel like I can't breathe. In 3 years I'm moving out, I wish it would come faster. FML
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LoCo2299 0
never let parents clean around your house
meteor_stream 9
Walk into her room, and throw her things out. Or better, pack them into a bag and drive them off to a local dumpster. And tell her that once she tries going through your stuff again, this will repeat.
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Comments (143)
t765234 10
Your mother is truly an idiot.
Cjmw 7
My mum is EXACTLY the same!! I totally understand.
Filitov 0
Retrieve your stuff if you can and confront your mother either way to set some boundaries with her. Also, lock your door in the future if possible. What your mother did was out of line; and frankly, rather bitchy of her.
biggecko 4
Get it out of the trashcan and stop wihning
88sforlife 0
maan thaat sucks !
kels_409 0
You forgot to mention that the textbooks were from a few years ago, the "crucial" info on the flash drive was downloaded **** and the phone charger was for a phone you don't have anymore.
Thejackel79 9
And you know this how?
SARSvirus79 0
It's a joke, Jackel. And it's pretty funny.
shortystar_fml 0
lol totally fhl
truthinlies 1
do you hoard sheep?
roflcopter423 0
I was just about to make a south park reference. Insheeption was one of my favorite episodes.
truthinlies 1
lol I know that one was hilarious
toofrat 0
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Titch_RAWr 0
I would consider moving our my mum would NEVER do ANYTHING like this unless i was there to tell her what i didn't want. Your mum is out of order!
akd1v 0
I like how she goes straight for the important things haha