Today, my mum is convinced I'm a hoarder. While I was out of the house, she went through my room and threw out stuff I "don't need." This included $500 worth of textbooks, a flash drive with crucial work on it, and my phone charger. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went over to my mom’s place to attempt to help her clean up, as she’s a hoarder. I was devastated to see that in order to make room for all the unnecessary new crap she buys, she stored all of our childhood toys, photos and the like outside in uncovered bins. It’s all completely ruined. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, I was at work when my mother called. She gave me great news that she had finally cleaned out my room and all those "old and useless" books that I had in there. Those "useless" books that she had just trashed were all antiques and worth about $500 each. There were 27 books in there. FML
Today, my mother decided to "help me" by throwing out the stack of papers on my desk. Unfortunately, those were all my notes for my final exams. FML
Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML
Today, I spent four hours listening to my mom berating me about how I needed to throw all my stuff out as she helped move me. Over 2/3 is hers. About 1/4 is my dad’s. FML
Today, my mother, who religiously checks her bank account after every purchase, then shreds her receipts, got fed up with me not doing the same. So she shredded all my piled up receipts. These include the 100s of dollars I had spent for my work, which I need the receipts to get reimbursed for. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML
Today, my mother is a hoarder and her stuff has taken over the whole house, my bedroom included. I've always felt trapped in my home, but when I can't use my closet or dresser because of her and have a messy room because of it, I feel like I can't breathe. In 3 years I'm moving out, I wish it would come faster. FML
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LoCo2299 0
never let parents clean around your house
meteor_stream 9
Walk into her room, and throw her things out. Or better, pack them into a bag and drive them off to a local dumpster. And tell her that once she tries going through your stuff again, this will repeat.
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Comments (143)
iloveliveparty 1
wow somthing like that happend but it was a bag of my friends weed i was keeping at my house his bowl a pack of condoms and trash im 15
xLuisGoesRawrx 0
Control thy mother. Next time it happens, she should be making you shit loads of sandwiches to make up for it.
vomitknife 0
Let's see...round house to the head. Tell her there are plenty more where that came from.
junisyellow 0
wow... yourmum must be really retarded
SurfTheNet 0
What a ****! Be sure to throw out some of her shit and teach the old bitch a lesson.
Calyx_fml 22
OP, your mom is addicted to television. Break her cable box and see what happens.
InsaneGenius 0
Number 55~ meteor_stream~ kids like you are part of what's wrong with society today. She wouldn't have to stfu and take you in or go to jail; you would be placed in a foster home, hopefully with parents who would knock your attitude down some.
meteor_stream 9
In my country? Nah. Here, the parent actually would have to shut up and take care of the kid until the said kid is 18. Also, since my parents are divorced, I'd just go to my father. So, no, no foster home. And I see a bigger problem - you know, people who don't know what "privacy", "private space", "private property" and "respect" mean. They missed a lot of pages in the dictionary, and are totally ignorant about that. Just like OP's mother.
truthinlies 1
here's another word in the dictionary...rent
meteor_stream 9
Oh, so? Then try googling "parental responsibility" and reading the definition at least three times. Attentively.
FilthyJeepGirl 1
maybe now you'll start cleaning your room, dumbass
momo1972 3
that's what you get for not keeping your crap organized
terror_twins 0
you need locks. a lot of them.