Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML
Today, a clown came over for my son's 8th birthday party. There was a moment of silence then laughter as everyone realized the clown and I were wearing the same plaid shirt. FML
Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML
Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML
Today, my friends, led by my best friend, threw me a surprise party. Bearing a cake, they all happily yelled, "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" by suddenly barging in… through the bathroom door. I was on the toilet, in the middle of taking a dump. FML
Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML
Today, I thought I was going to a friend’s birthday party. Turns out, it was a surprise party for someone else... and I was the surprise. Everyone shouted “Surprise!” and I realized I wasn’t invited. I awkwardly ate a cupcake and left. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and I was going over to my friend's house for dinner. When I walked in, everyone yelled, "Surprise!" and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me, she said, "Wrong person guys, turn off the lights." FML
Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML
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mexicansweetie48 0
lol. wow get over it. have fun gosh.
NGM_47 0
Well at least your mom is better than most moms on this site cause it seems like she really she tried :D
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Comments (173)
Lisimal 7
This site really needs a "so, what the ****?" button or a "who the **** cares" button or a "lucky spoiled bitch" button.
BrutalMofo 0
This is not a FML to me, this must of been some good party to enjoy and have fun. With some drinks and a clown thats just perfect! IMO (NOTE: I dont know if there were any drinks)
lisaleg 1
first of all, that is really not even bad. second of all, you should be happy your mom threw you a party at all. thirdly, that is definetely not FML material.
TR_Wolf 0
What would've been hilarious is if the clown turned out to be a stripper.
cmac86 24
be happy you had a party at all and had friends who cared enough to show up. hell I'm 23 and if I had anyone do something with me on my birthday I'd be tickled pink. you need to go to your parents and thank them for the party and thank your friends for coming. I hope you did t get a car, as it is clearly evident you aren't near mature enough to handle the responsibility.
yourstruly21 0
aw how cute
g35nyc 0
Your mother is the real clown.
Stoj_fml 0
I wish I had a clown at my 16th birthday party. :(
rachelbrianna25 0
lol omg. that's soo bad. = ( at least ur mom hired entertainment, but yeah i would be like omg did u really just hire a freakin clown!
kitteh 0
"Sweet sixteen"