Today, I wrote to the guy whom I am in love with to tell him how I feel about him. He was very calm and told me to give him some time to think it over. Later in the day, I found out he blocked my number and rejected me on Facebook. But, the worst part is he then texted me saying, "This is my reply". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy I've been dating online for the last year and who I'm madly in love with blocked me. FML
Today, after being so jaded by failed relationships, I'd given a guy who slid into my Facebook Messenger a chance. We'd entered the talking stage, only to be told four months later that he’s found a girlfriend, and no longer wants to continue this interaction and blocked me. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I finally told the guy I like that I'm in love with him. He's the first person I have ever fallen in love with and owning up to my feelings was nerve-wracking due to my anxiety. He rejected me and ghosted me after saying he would get in touch soon. FML
Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML
Today, a guy I'd been seeing off and on for the past three years broke things off over a Facebook message. I replied, and told him that I was at least worth a phone call. He replied "Well, I'm sorry, I disagree." FML
Today, I’ve been systematically sharing stories and posts about how love sucks and man-bashing memes so that my crush would regret his decision about rejecting me and choosing another girl over me. He DM’ed me : “Getting tired of your shit Melissa, I’m blocking you.” FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, I went out with a friend to a bar. After several Cosmopolitans, I decided to finally call my ex and tell him everything about how I feel, and how I really miss him. In the end, he said that it’s all so sweet and he will call my later. He hasn't called me since then. Instead, I was blocked. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
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Top comments
Energy_Drink 0
That's good,you don't want to be with a douchebag anyway.
allmidnighteyes 11
Chances are, you weren't "in love" with him. It was probably blind infatuation.
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Comments (111)
FleurDelacour498 0
I just read this But that really sucks :/ #101 is right, he IS a loser. Something similar happened to me recently. There are so many better people.
mystic_star 0
see poor you... ahh the pain of unrequited love. at least you're now assured he's a first class A-hole.
Poepiepiesie 3
Allmidnighteyes is a fag for copying a (i believe robert brockway) cracked article on going undercover as a twilight fan. You did it by the letter.
Thanateros 1
Oh no he rejected you over ******* facebook. It must be the end of the world.
kimmy0892 0
douche bagg for sure !
Geegee425 0
wow what a douche
txminiman 3
Nice. The good old "I'm in love with you but I barely know you". Never works out.
sulitak 27
I don't see how it says that at all. maybe they were old friends
candiladi 0
cut his balls off
kei1108 13
He's not the one, Sweetie. Move on. He is an absolute jerk and you deserve better. If you have to chase this "love", then it is not always worth having.
tinyyperezzz 0
**** that nigguh!