Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said, "Well, you could always ask me." I then said, "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was, "Nope… now that's 8!" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to my mom about who I wanted to ask to prom. I told her the names of the girls I was thinking of asking and she replied, "They'll say no, but you can always go with one of your cousins." FML
Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally" cut off a chunk of my hair in class and with whom I haven't had a conversation in my life. When I politely declined he said, "You'll regret this". FML
Today, I went to prom with my two friends. I was ditched by my prom date because he had “other plans.” The weird thing is that when we got to the prom location, I saw him with another date. FML
Today, I told one of my classmates for the third time that I'm not into guys and wasn't interested in going on a date with him. He just looked at me blankly and said "So I'll pick you up at 9?" FML
Today, I rejected my crush's prom proposal because I didn't think he was being serious and wanted to prank me or something. Turns out he was serious but now he's going with another girl. FML
Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML
Today, my crush let me know that he has a prom date. Obviously I'm supportive because I just want him to be happy, even if it's not me. I casually let him know that I'm going with someone else too, and now he's really mad about it. If he'd asked me before, I would've said yes. Like… Hello? How dare I get a prom date! FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML
Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML
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Migor 0
HAHAHA you're friend has good taste of humor it sucks but it is funny I hope you will find some1 for the prom.
5ive 0
he is a bitch!!! i would punch him
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TurtleGenius 0
You should make a voodoo doll, and slowly yet surely snip out little peices from it. Be creative, but be precise. Or you could tell lies about him to his mother...that would turn out interesting. Or buy an octopus at the local market and beat him into a pulp with it. But really. Voodoo.
King_of_Kings 3
to #11 buy an octupus and beat him to a pulp with it? how lame can you get? to the poster of this FML slam him in the face with a sledgehammer!
Kimienxtc 0
chris brown that bitch! xD But seriously, that was actually quite mean and rude. hah
jSOPURE 3
He's your friend. He's trying to be funny/witty to cheer you up. I'm sure you'll find a date. :)
oooh_dear 0
wow. i wouldve given up after 3.
Seegtease 0
Damn, 7 guys? You must be ugly. I mean turning down once, twice, even three times I can chalk up to guys just being picky, but 7? Also, your friend was probably trying to make you laugh it off, and failed.
RiceyFighter 0
LOL, Even ugly chicks wont get turned down 8 times, BUT YOU SPECIAL
P0KEY 0
DICK MOVE! But he has a sense of humor, not going to lie that`s pretty funny. Sad, but funny. Good luck finding a date! You`re definitely going to need it.
McLaughlane 0
Nice friend you have there. >:|
idrivefast 0
LMAO. That's something my guy friends would say as a joke too haha. But I was asked to prom so...