Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said, "Well, you could always ask me." I then said, "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was, "Nope… now that's 8!" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to my mom about who I wanted to ask to prom. I told her the names of the girls I was thinking of asking and she replied, "They'll say no, but you can always go with one of your cousins." FML
Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally" cut off a chunk of my hair in class and with whom I haven't had a conversation in my life. When I politely declined he said, "You'll regret this". FML
Today, I went to prom with my two friends. I was ditched by my prom date because he had “other plans.” The weird thing is that when we got to the prom location, I saw him with another date. FML
Today, I told one of my classmates for the third time that I'm not into guys and wasn't interested in going on a date with him. He just looked at me blankly and said "So I'll pick you up at 9?" FML
Today, I rejected my crush's prom proposal because I didn't think he was being serious and wanted to prank me or something. Turns out he was serious but now he's going with another girl. FML
Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML
Today, my crush let me know that he has a prom date. Obviously I'm supportive because I just want him to be happy, even if it's not me. I casually let him know that I'm going with someone else too, and now he's really mad about it. If he'd asked me before, I would've said yes. Like… Hello? How dare I get a prom date! FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML
Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML
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Top comments
Migor 0
HAHAHA you're friend has good taste of humor it sucks but it is funny I hope you will find some1 for the prom.
5ive 0
he is a bitch!!! i would punch him
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Comments (222)
jayfx 0
LOL omg hilarious but hey you could always ask me..
effevery1slife 0
HAHA wow... priceless
sexiirexii 0
lmfao i love that guy
EstacyPantsFML10 0
hahahahhahahahaah omg. that is hilarious! definitely something my friends would do to me. don't worry. you'll find a date kiddo.
mattmag 0
rofl i had to read that twice before i realized it said "prom" and not "****".
livingmylife69 0
Hahaha that's the funniest shit I've heard, I would do the exact same if I was that guy. Oh and that's a huge epic fail
lax21 0
Ahaha Youre friend sounds amazing. Thats hilarious
musicloverr 0
aww thats so sad. im sorry. what a little bitchhh
alucardrules 0
This isn't really a F my life but i only voted that cause it was funny. I'm not surprised that you can't get a date if you can't take a joke a obvious as that one. Who would want to spend hundreds of dollars to spend several hours hours with YOU if your just going to bitch at them for making a joke!?!?! I don't know why he or anyone else is your friend.
meaganwas 0
Hahahahah! I'm sorry, that's awesome. Oh come on...have a sense of humor. Jesus.